New coat of INFRARED paint, same Alpha Complex

unironically adore chess set designers whose central design principle seems to have been "how can I make a position as hard to parse as possible"

I need people to realize "gay men who barely consider themselves men except as a matter of convenience and sexual compatibility logistics" are not some niche esoteric Tumblr thing but a condition an unquantifiably vast portion of us share. Privilege discourse is good when you know what you're talking about, but many are so dogmatic about it they end up viewing men and women as different species and nonbinary people as a neatly delineated third species.

just saw a chart with the gender options "male" "female" and "part-time/other" and i think i get what they were going for but i'm obsessed with the concept of part-time gender. clocking into my shift at the gender factory and brother i am not getting paid a living wage

googledocs you are getting awfully uppity for something that can’t differentiate between “its” and “it’s” correctly

you try to change ‘tears’ to ‘years’ for no reason but don’t catch ‘imporint’???

querched up white boy

petition to shorten "classic literature" to "clit"

I think they should release a CRT model switch instead of an OLED

And it should weigh five pounds minimum

legit excited to see this come around again

my checking account is called my Lamborghini account and my savings is called my Hollywood hills account. when I have to go to the bank they see that shit. if they knew if was from this dumb fucking video I think they would execute me

is anyone else on this hill or is it just me and sisyphus and kate bush?