turd farm express

maaan grandpa suuucks *feeds him an edible and makes him listen to creepy carnival music with a blindfold on*

you're single? grind her into sausage right now. if you mean it.

I woke up at 6am this morning and lay in a daze listening to this podcast about folk traditions in Britain and feel back to sleep for a while. Then awoke an hour or so later drifting into consciousness listening to a deeply terrifying dramatic reading from the perspective of a punitive and vituperative Father Christmas intruding in someone's house on Christmas morning that as i came to i realised was a winter solstice themed episode it had rolled onto.

̸͙̏̋̀B̸͈̪̤̑Ŕ̶̲̍̄Ề̵̡A̷̺͔͋D̶̦͍̔͝ ̶͕̹͚̇́̊Í̸̮S̸̯̿̌̏ ̴̲͓̾B̷͚̂̐̍A̷͚̬̾ͅD̷͔͇͎̐̏ ̷̳̭̒͗F̶̛͇O̷͉͉͐R̵̲̄͋̀ ̶̳͎̊͝O̵̖̥͝U̷̝̗͉̓Ŕ̷̨͔̊̉ ̷̙̫̜̂Ḓ̴̰̝͊̍̆Ḭ̷̧̬̋̏̃G̴̣̮̮̏E̷͈̳̠̎̓S̴̜̐T̴͓͚͋ͅI̷̙͙̚͝͝V̷͍̖̹̇̅̈Ȩ̵̿ ̸͇̔̍S̸̨͖̭͂͂Y̴̱̎̌̾S̸̖̣̊́͑Ṫ̶͎̠̼̔E̶͕̳͋̓M̶͓̼̄͜S̵̰̐̓͗.̸̫̒̂͛ ̶̪͕̥̉͝R̶̟̪̂̀Ẽ̵̗̥ͅP̶̺̏E̴͓͖͆Ń̵̘̯́͘T̸͉̃ ̷̱̔͠Ȧ̵̡̱̼Ṋ̷̔̆D̴̫̰́̈́͜ ̸̘̘̖̓̉͘F̵̢͍̟́E̴̹̪͙̓Ḛ̵̚D̸̰͝ ̶͔͖͈͂̐͗M̶̬̣̓͠Ę̸̋ ̵̧̢̞͒̾͝S̸̫̲̍̅͠E̷͈̓̒̈E̷͖͝D̷̨͕̒̌̈́S̸͎̞̦͂͐ ̴̦͈̬̊̀̆

her neurodivergent boobs stimmed as she hyperfixated down the stairs

I think tiktok should shut down with no warning

1997 honda cervix

she’s a 10 but she thinks her dreams are symbolic of something that is deeply intrinsically wrong with her

gender is a performance and im getting heckled by those old gay muppets