*fingerguns*

hi folks, I'm gonna be moving on from this blog from now. followers & moots dm me and I'll drop the new url if you haven't found me already <3

you are just mad because you are angry

if a number divided by itself is always equal to 1, surely this holds true for 0/0 as well

l’hôpital

I wish I was a female tiger because then if I was talking to someone and I was getting off topic I could say “but I tigress,” and then kill and eat them because I am a tiger

The really weird autistic sweet spot where you just say things you think and people find you super funny

I dont care if monday's wack, tuesday thursday shark attack, thursday 2 we all wear black, it's friday im in love

i think the internet should transition from being so usa-centric to being brazil-centric. not cos i have any personal connection or bias towards brazil, i just think if anyone could possibly usurp america’s cultural dominance online it’d be them