bekka fresh

do u want to play Love eachother forever with me

actually fucking disgusting that glasses cost any money like if you actually think about it for more than a few seconds it is so unconscionably inhumane. this goes for things like insulin and mobility aids and hearing aids too ofc but fuck man, fucking glasses? the thing you need to fucking see? its genuinely sickening and inhumanly evil that those cost ANYTHING.

am i allowed to text friends i have not spoken to in awhile or will they gather and beat me with sticks send post

"This shit is so ass." I love that saying. This egg is so chicken.

"!!" is its own word to me

sometimes i have a dream that reveals such a humiliating desire i have that i genuinely lose a bit of respect for myself

i really like how the milkman exists as an entirely fossilized character who now serves no purpose other than to fuck people's wives for the punchline

Reblog to give a trans person a shockingly high resolution mango

We gotta do something about the way dog owners behave. No other pet owner is just bringin the pet wherever the fuck they go all the time but for some reason with dog owners they think its fine if they bring their dog to the gym and taco bell and whatever. And you invite a dog owner to your house where youve got your own pets youve got your dog and your cats and whatever it is you have and this dog owner shows up at your door like "oh i brought my dog i hope thats okay hes so sweet youll love him" and it is always the most untrained poorly behaved agressive animal that has ever lived. And we all have to pretend like its acceptable behaviour well im sick of it

ok well this user supposed remembering that children are people who deserve to participate in human society, and pets are not

Don't care, keep them at home or live in the middle of nowhere so you don't bother the rest of the public. Same applies to any type of pet

“nobody wants to work anymore” yeah because everyone wants to kill themselves