connor dewar illism

i unironically think that the resurgence of mustache culture has brought about a male slut era that is in many ways still in its infancy but is growing day by day. hemlines are getting shorter, chest hair is growing back, tops are cropped. gone are the dark, dark days when the sluttiest thing a man could do was roll up the sleeves of his button up office shirt. we are returning to the light of mustache rides and teeny tiny swim shorts. amen.

rutger mcgroarty is the most relatable hockey player to me because i too would give up my chance to be part of a stanley cup run just to escape winnipeg and play three (3) games with sidney crosby

your name is only on the cup for 65 years but the memory of sid’s bare ass in the showers is something you can carry with you forever

*fondly* remember when bryan rust shot a puck at sidney crosby’s dick and balls

okay but, yeah, team canada 2026 conclusion is that sid has to be captain.