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Pittsburgh Penguins @ Calgary Flames ⤷ February 6, 2015

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this is so funny to me cuz like yeah. when sid says ur full name even tho he's mad at u, it's still this beautiful, private thing.... my name in his mouth.... his lips forming the syllables, I'll always remember it fondly...

I'M SO SORRY here it is

WBS @ TOR | calder cup playoffs - round 3, game 4

Detroit Red Wings @ Pittsburgh Penguins ⤷ June 2, 2009 | Stanley Cup Finals Game 3

"This cute wallpaper was offered on the Pens' website for a couple days before being mysteriously pulled." Circa 2008 (via The Sidney Crosby Show and flickr)

Pittsburgh Penguins @ Philadelphia Flyers ⤷ April 25, 2026 | First Round Game 4

She’s the great-granddaughter of a legendary hockey player, she bounced back and made the national team after breaking both her wrists in college, she lost gold at the Olympics and started a charity about it, she married another legendary hockey player that she fell in love with when they saw a shooting star that no one else did when they were skinny dipping with their team, they won gold at the Olympics and then had the royal wedding of Canadian women’s hockey and they have the cutest dog ever, shes alternate captain on a professional team with her wife who is the captain, they play on a line together, when she was the only captain/alternate captain not injured she led her team to first place, she leads the league in shorthanded goals this season, she scored a goal one time on her wife’s birthday when the clock showed both of their numbers, she had her knee popped back in its socket on the ice (probably) with 8 seconds left in the game then went on to assist the game winning goal in overtime that same game, she won the Walter cup with holes in her socks, anyway shes so fucking cool

Your First Star Sergei Murashoooooooov

I clipped the whole end of game sequence from last night but like idk what happened still. But I wanted to have Haysie and Rutger going feral for posterity (also Sergei might have started it???)

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extremely important murashov juggling footage