Let It Fall

whenever i post stupid shit that gets a lot of notes on here that i regret i take comfort in knowing that theres no real repercussions from that because this website is going to be tanked and shutdown within, at the most, 3 years

MY OVARIES!!!!!!

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THEYRE COMMUNIZING MY FUCKING OVARIES!!!!!!!!

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GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY FUCKING OVARIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I DO NOT CONSENT TO YOU COMMUNIZING MY FUCKING OVARIES!!!!!!

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you know what. i may be getting jumped by tumblrians but at least i have my clownfish. its me and you against the world buddy

Our clownfish

I CANT HAVE ANYTHING IN THIS FUCKIBG WORLD

let's develop a perfect plan

1. get cozy in bed

2. nathing wrong with me

the dance dance rebellion has failed to become a dance dance revolution and the dance dance repressive regime has kidnapped your fellow dance dance radicals in the middle of the night and taken them to a dance dance re-education camp. they're gonna get dance dance relentlessly tortured

i miss my beautiful wife joann fabrics it feels as if eons have passed since i last saw her. this guy michael keeps waving her visage in front of me and saying she’s living in his house but he is lying to me. i know this because i went into his house and found only fragments and memories of my beautiful wife joann and pictures of her shadowed face labeled “online only”. michael won’t even let me order swatches from him

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

thy mother

Art thou for fucking real

he's unironically 100% correct and i will hear nothing against him

auto immune disorders happen when the immune system ignores regulatory factors and begins attacking healthy bodily tissues, due to what scientists refer to as "sheer love of the game"

some of you have never worked in a bathhouse to save your pig parents and it shows 

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

Ice age woman making the first discovery of kink when she gets ambushed while out hunting by a woman from a neighboring clan who rips down her thick animal hide coat and hold a stone knife to her exposed chest saying in a language that she understands some but not all of the words of that she will skin her like an elk and she without thinking hits her with the 🥺 face

"What did she mean by this" it means I was thinking fondly about ancient lesbians with cnc kinks what the fuck do you think I meant

I must now take a moment to criticize my own post i made 30 seconds before falling asleep cause theres no way in hell some ice age chick was the first person who get kinky. When we talk about the ice age we typically mean like 20-30k years ago. Anatomically modern humans have been around for like 300k years, to say nothing of the hominids we evolved from. If you dont think we were doing shibari with hand woven rope made from wild grasses with neanderthals and denisovans you're fucking dreaming pal