I'm a selfshipper/yumeshipper and I ship myself with Freddy Krueger. I'm still a bit new to the community but I've been engaging in selfshipping without knowing since I was roughly eleven years old. Basically I've just been collecting merch and making fanart/fanfic of the two of us for that time. I'd say it's been almost a decade by now, which makes Freddy very dear to me.
I am sharing! I love seeing other people love Freddy as much as I do, and I also love seeing him shipped with other canon characters, non-canon characters, or crossover characters such as Jason Voorhees.
Lore
I have a master post here of my self-insert fanfiction, though it can also be used as a master post for all of my Freddy fan works. It will go more in depth on what to expect from our lore but to be blunt, it's a continuation of my very first fanfiction and will be incredibly graphic. I will have more clear and concise trigger warnings and content warnings on the master post and all subsequent chapters of the new fanfiction.
But for those who want the short and sweet (very sweet) of it; Freddy and I are married as of this post and we do hope to have children in the near future! That's the basics.
Blog
I usually reblog anything Freddy adjacent. Going through my blog you'll probably find fanart a lot. I even like to make my own. I like to draw a lot of Freddy, Freddy and me, and on occasion, I'll draw something else. I've also drawn NSFW, though I doubt anyone is surprised.
I also accept any kind of asks or questions. Anything related to our relationship, or Freddy. Questions about me personally that don't pertain to either of those are least likely to be answered depending on the nature of the question. If you're asking Freddy something specifically, I'll do my best to act as mediator or will attempt my best roleplay for him.
Misc.
I'll add on an addendum here to say, I just really love my husband! I'm open to questions, suggestions or any kind of advice from others in the selfshipping community and am really just here to gush about my first love. This section is just for extra things that fit the blog such as our ship playlist.
I don't have any kind of DNI list, mostly because I personally find such a list pointless. I respect and read other DNI's, but if I don't like you, I'll just block you.
Thank you to whoever read this entire thing and please, have a good day, a good night, a full belly, a good night's rest and of course, sweet dreams!
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I totally didn't make a drawing based on our picnic, what are you talking about?
Anyways, this is also just a little thing for pride month! I've got my aroace flag in there and Freddy has a little bi one in there. I think this is the only thing I've been able to do lately and that might just be because I woke up at 2am with this envisioned, got started on it fell back asleep and woke up to finish it the next day.
It looks kind of funny and more desaturated now that I upload it, hopefully that's just nothing! I should be working on the new version of my pinned post but that requires me finishing the little reference sheets for my persona! Which is hard! And some other stuff I'm too lazy for, besides, I don't know when I'll be posting most of the time.
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Oh my gosh! Hes bald! HES BALD AND HES TORTURING THE PEOPLE WHO HAVE HAIR!
{Side note happy belated anniversary!}
He's worse than King Neptune, bald! Bald! Bald! And it wasn't even old man age :-( It was seared off his scalp. At least now he's got texture unlike most smooth headed baldies. And unlike me. my damn hair is growing out and I look like one of the damn Beatles.
{Also, thank you! I'm getting to this like a week later but it's all cool. I just seem to be doomed to never have free time anymore, and if I do I forget about Tumblr half the time!}
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"Cripsy fried fag" is a perfect blog header no notes
Thank you, though I think I've heard that somewhere before. Or maybe it was my name? I can't remember heh. I just named it that bc Freddy and I are queer and I mean, the scene in FVJ is still funny to me solely bc I forget about it until Keisha (I think I'm remembering her name right?) says it again.
Our anniversary has passed and it was probably the best part of the month for me. It might be because I got to spend it with Freddy, or maybe it's because I got to do something I genuinely enjoyed. With the weather lately, we were worried it would rain and yet, my luck has saved us, as it turned out to be one of the most beautiful days this year. At least, it was to us.
Freddy and I finally went on the cemetery picnic I may or may not have been planning for him for a few months at this point... and it turned out better than I hoped! Even with my haphazard planning. I made stuff up as we went along, going so far as to make some of the food pairings up and just going along with whatever I wanted to do, much to the excitement of my husband as he was brought along for every second of it (I think he just likes that I did something for him yet again).
The cemetery was really nice, and we found a good spot to rest that wasn't too close to the graves and right under a tree that did not provide shade very long as we sat out there for a while. I read a bit more of American Psycho and no, I'm afraid I did not get anymore pictures of my outfit. I completely forgot about that once I started reading and got to another scene with Luis Carruthers, but I do want to show you guys the Freddy kandi bracelet I made sometime.
Most of our time spent there was reading, eating, drinking, and, admittedly, getting a little stoned. I could probably blame that for why I started singing along to my music with Freddy, or maybe it was the wine? I haven't had much, but wine doesn't really get you drunk as far as I can tell. Or maybe I was too inebriated in general to really tell. I just remember us going along with some duet that was playing at some point.
After a while of me reading and drinking, though, I think Freddy got tired of hearing Patrick Bateman describe fashion brands he doesn't know and he ended up falling asleep. I didn't even get to tell him that Patrick is just vain and stupid and instead, just kept reading and listening to some Bob Dylan while also, somehow, getting through half of our bottle of wine. This is probably a good time to bring up some of the foods I brought to the picnic, since picnics are for food.
I made a few things myself, but I will say I did just buy a good bit of the food as well. The wine, obviously, and we had one called 19 Crimes, the red one I guess? Listen, I haven't had a lot of wine, so don't hate me if I didn't think it was anything special. I just wanted to pick something that had a cork and was a red wine, and this one looked cool and the flavor profile as described sounded interesting. It was interesting! It was very bitter, like most wines to me so far, and I had it with some frozen cotton candy grapes in it. They were just there for fun in the end, I think.
After a few more chapters of my book, though, and after my music was starting to get good, I decided to wake Freddy up with some of the desserts we brought. This was kind of the best part. I had macaroons too but I ate those already, but we still had cheesecake and my own little pies! I mostly used pre-made pie ingredients and threw them together, but it still came out great... except for one.
While I wanted three different pies for Freddy and I to have, we only got away with the apple and cherry. That would've been fine, as apple is my favorite and Freddy liked the cherry a lot, we will mourn the loss of the blackberry pie. I'll admit, I made up the recipe, but while all of my other pies turned out totally fine, the blackberry one's all ended up botched. The first one accidentally got eaten because I couldn't tell them apart, then the final other two I could squeeze out all fell apart. Maybe I'll make another, newer blackberry pie sometime soon. in honor of those that could not join us on this picnic.
We honestly had a lot of different food. I made some cucumber sandwiches and we had some fruit salad with honey too and oh, I almost forgot to mention the meat and cheese skewers I made. It was just different salami's and different cheeses. I honestly forget what types of salami they were, but I wrapped them around the cheeses and pinned them in place with toothpicks. The cheeses were pretty good. There was pepper jack, muenster and extra sharp cheddar. I think the only one I didn't like was the extra sharp, but Freddy loved it with the spicy cabrese, if that's the one I remember right.
I had sushi too, Freddy wasn't too interested in trying it though. I guess he's not much of a fan. I had a lot of fun making the food all in all. It all turned out really good and what I bought too was really good. It was all just great. The breeze, the food, the company. I'm going to cherish these memories for a long time to come, I think.
I think this is where I'll leave a little toast to us, to a year of indulging personal interest and realizing just how much fun comes of it. I'll think of this every year to come and I look to every new memory to come in all those new years too. To Fred Krueger, my husband and my muse, for bringing me so much joy through all of my hardest times and continuing to put up with every crazy scenario I put us in. Whether I'm drawing him smoking me out of a bong or taking him on a romantic picnic in the cemetery, I think it all is something special and something I look forward to more of as we grow older.
Life is crazy, things don't always go how you want them to, but when it comes to Freddy, I think that's okay. He's everything imperfection and yet, I love him and I think I'll always love him. He's rotten and mean and he's the only man that has kept me coming back to him every single time. His movies make my nights better, his humor makes me laugh and he's just so damn charming. It's pretty safe to say, I love him madly.
This has been a long time coming, and I'm glad it all went well, maybe even better than I anticipated, but now it's just another memory I have with the man of my dreams. Since this is the end, I think I'll thank anyone that read all the way through this. Maybe it'll inspire you to do something similar or maybe it's just amusing to you. Either way, thank you for taking a bit of time to read through my babbling and I hope you have a good night and sweet dreams!
do you like to tell people that freddy is the man of your dreams, i think itd be a really fun thing to do
I do, but I'm sure the uhhhhhh..... inactivity of this blog is probably somewhat conspicuous. I don't really know how to word it without addressing the fact I haven't posted since MARCH. Goodness, how the time flies. What is it, "Life is what happens when you're busy making other plans." I think that's it. I don't know if this was anticipated, and I am not sorry if this comes off silly, but I'm hijacking this ask to make a super huge...
BLOG UPDATE!!!!!
Don't worry, it's nothing bad aha. No, quite the contrary. I've actually just been going through different fixations lately and couldn't post on this blog. Friends and family got me into some other things, I picked up on reading again so I was able to finish the Godfather and then I immediately went onto reading Dragonwyck and finished that so now I'm on American Psycho. I know, quite a selection. There was also stuff at work that messed up my schedule so I haven't been able to keep too much routine anymore, especially not to be on Tumblr.
But obviously if you're following this blog you're probably wondering about Freddy! The man this whole blog is dedicated to! How does any of that relate to my marriage with Freddy? None of it, that's the point. Of course, we're still happily married, none of this has changed that. I just haven't been able to gush to the internet about him for the time being.
Then why am I making a huge post out of nowhere? Just to update anyone that's following this blog that I am not dead and I am making plans! (If you really want to read that I have it under the cut)
My whole month is stacked with my birthday coming up AND my anniversary with Freddy! Yes, we have plans for our first year being married and it has definitely become a priority of mine to do this properly, and if you've been following this blog long enough or hell, even remember me talking about it, for our first anniversary, I am going to have our cemetery picnic!
It's fun, isn't it? I know a cemetery I can go to, I have a picnic basket I plan to buy, I have a list of the food selection and I have to look into certain wines, of course there's many things to plan for our first anniversary. Yet, with all of May booked for me, that doesn't guarantee I'll be doing anything soon, probably not within this month if things get too hectic but I am going to buy the basket soon and get the necessary ingredients for the food I want.
I don't really want to reveal too much here, mostly so I can keep it a surprise for my lovely hubby ;-). Other than that, I got a laptop, so I plan to redo my pinned post at some point, update a few things, and I have more fanart in the works, along with some fanfiction. I already redid my A03 and have a non-NOES fanfiction on there but I am still writing for Freddy, obviously, but it's mostly been my self-insert fanfiction.
Woof, this got longer than I intended it to, actually. Anyways, if you read this all the way through, thank you. Leave me some good cheese and wine pairings or Freddy suggestions if you want. I might not get back the same posting status I once had, but I am very much still here. Have a goodnight, my chilldren, muahahahaha! I have to go fold laundry and write more fanfiction, teehee.
(Just uploaded this thing onto my laptop and realized I might have to update it too :'-)))
Obviously he can change it into whatever, but what do you think Freddy's true penis size is?🤪
I wanna be super mean and say micro penis but I know in my heart he is possibly average, maybe a lil bit above average if I’m feeling nice? But I’m not sure lol. I think a good 5-6 inch is what I think his size is.
but oooooo the idea of Freddy changing his dick size is so real and canon to me, could be a fun concept to explore
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FREDDY KRUEGER SHOULD BE ONE STRONG CRUSHING GRIP AROUND THOSE RAIL-THIN HIPS AWAY FROM BECOMING A TOTAL SLUT. You can't tell me slasher like him who puts some much effort into dominating others isn't secretly begging to be overpowered and put in his place.