Ftm!reader putting Billy Loomis into the Amazon position and groping his biceps. He's fucking Billy so hard both their legs shake and their toes curl. Billy's pretty brown eyes rolled back into his skull until nothing but white shows, his mouth parted in a silent scream as he gets put down into the mattress. Happy August 1st
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﹙‧₊˚♡ pairings: billy loomis x reader, nathan prescott x reader, sebastian valmont x reader, jd/jason dean x reader, kevin khatchadourian x reader, jordan li x reader, david mccall x reader, stu macher x reader, sparrow!ben hargreeves x reader
﹙‧₊˚♡ content: gender!neutral reader, race!neutral reader, toxic behavior — YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!
﹙‧₊˚♡ summary: how do they act when they take you on a date that isn't a sit-down dinner but something a little more exciting… or competitive?
❥ sore loser ❥
Nathan Prescott —
⌞ Why did you agree to this date with him? You knew how it would turn out. Nathan pulled up to the arcade and gave you a crooked grin in response to your visible hesitation, "What? You scared to lose?" More like you were terrified of winning — even as his words blew off the dust on your own competitive streak. You should have let it rot on the shelf just to maintain your own peace of mind. The first few losses he takes (poorly) on the chin. Through gritted teeth that he thinks he's hiding better than he is, he says, "I'm gonna getcha next time." He does not get you next time. Or the time after that. Finally, he snaps and accuses you of taking the arcade part of the 'arcade date' too seriously. Two paths lie before you: mollify him or tell him to get his game up. Godspeed on either road you choose to travel by, soldier. ⌝
Sparrow!Ben Hargreeves —
⌞ Ben didn't get to do much (or any) of this stuff growing up. He starts off huffing and puffing, saying it's a waste of time to play games meant for children — but the spirit of competition gets him. He has to be the top dog among his peers. Even if the peers are you and the arena you will do glorious battle in smells of stale nachos, and the carpets haven't been cleaned since the 80s. Do you know your man or what? However, you should have realized this would get out of hand. The possibility of a completely positive outcome was slim to none. Ben is as much a sore loser as he is a sore winner. When he wins, it's because his diverse training gives him a wide range of skills you couldn’t hope to beat: "Don't take it too personally, honey." But if you win, it's because you got lucky and he's rolling his eyes and demanding another round. If you guys don't wind up fighting — because you have the emotional regulation of a saint — then he’ll want to do a date like this again. Distract him with something else. A couple's spa sounds fun, right? Maybe a silence retreat. ⌝
❥ having fun being with you ❥
Josh Washington —
⌞ Enjoying spending time with you and hogging the mini golf holes to do it, too. Who is gonna check him? Nobody. His broad shoulders and height take care of those pesky conversations with strangers before they ever have to happen. Not that he's trying to be inconsiderate, he just gets caught up in the energy you two generate when it's just you. He'll be staring at you like a love-sick puppy while you swing and miss and tell him about your day. The night depends on you for forward momentum. It's too bad you're busy feeling bashful about how intensely he focuses on you instead of you both focusing on sending a golf ball into a badly-built version of the Taj Mahal. RIP to the people behind you. ⌝
Kevin Khatchadourian —
⌞ We're really stretching the definition of 'having fun' here, but Kevin isn't going to get too worked up about an activity, no matter what it is. This will be as fun as any other date night you two share. Which is a mixed bag, honestly. Sometimes he's more pleasant than others, depending on how egregious he thinks the planned outing is, or how accommodating you've been to his (unreasonable) requests that month. There are many factors that go into a successful night out with Kevin. Wind speed and the positioning of the stars have to be taken into account. But, at the end of the day, he leaves the house you two pay money to exist in and goes out with you, and bowls a perfect strike, and then sits down to watch you do the same with only a little more of a slump in his posture than usual. Couple's goals <3. ⌝
Jordan Li —
⌞ They can and have been a sore loser. But that level of competitiveness is relegated to the high-pressure areas of their life where success feels like life or death. Being on a date with you is not that. They might roll their eyes when you beat their score in Pac-Man, or scoff when you manage to live one round longer than they do as you fight off zombies using triggers that are a little too sticky to think about for long — but they're having fun. Real fun, that stems from nothing but spending time with you. The weight of the world seems to fall off their shoulders in increments and waves until they're dragging you from one game to the next. "You are so not fucking beating me again. That was dumb luck! Put another quarter in, I gotta show you who's boss." The grin on their face is wild and free, like they did a line of coke. You'll wind up staying till the place kicks you out just because you never get to see Jordan so happy. You think you'll have to squeeze in one arcade date night a month, doctor's orders. ⌝
Sebastian Valmont —
⌞ A little healthy competition never killed anyone. Sebastian is always up for a challenge, and likes to be rewarded for his success when it comes, no matter how low the stakes were — but he's just as happy to pass out rewards. "If I get this shot, I want a kiss." or "Okay, fine, if you get this one, we'll have dinner at that place where you hallucinate the food being good." He strikes the perfect balance between smack-talk and flirtation, where everything stays fun, even if you're also competitive. It's hard to get too worked up when he pulls you close and sweet-talks you. "You are irresistible when you get that shark-eyed look in your eye. Aww, there it goes again. No, I'm not just trying to distract you from your impending victory." ⌝
JD/Jason Dean —
⌞ These are his dates of preference. He hates to sit across from you at some stuffy joint where the two of you can't get half as passionate during conversations as you usually do, and you're more focused on politely twirling pasta onto your fork than you are on him. He likes the thrill of teasing you until your eyes are burning with the need to shut him up. Loves the way you win a round of anything and then turn around, demanding him to, 'Suck on that, pal!' Sometimes he loses just to watch you get more cocky. More loud. It feels good to bring out the scrappy side of you when the stakes are low. It’s beautiful — the way you get fired up during arguments; how your breath can’t come fast enough to spit out the sharp words hitting your razor-blade mind like a freight train; the rage making you burn so bright — but the aftermath gets rougher as the years spent together get longer. It's hard, now, to find you lying in the dark, crying after the two of you screamed yourselves hoarse about something small that JD blew up into something big. Getting you to do a smug, joyful little victory dance while you wave a plastic gun in his face is a nice way to remind himself that you don't only bring out the worst in each other. Bombs aren't the only explosives ever made. Fireworks existed first. ⌝
❥ boo this guy has a middle-ground ❥
Billy Loomis —
⌞ He's not gonna blow his top about mini golf. Billy may not have the greatest track record for emotional regulation, but that would just be taking it too far… Do not take him to do laser tag. That will escalate beyond all reason. Not because he'll get sore if you win (you won't). It doesn't even become about you losing. It's about how Billy's predator instinct gets triggered the moment you start running away from him. He chases you down like some kind of horrifying night beast that we haven't found the bones of yet, who is the entire reason humans are scared of the dark. You might get frightened enough to scream the closer he gets; that's how scary his one-track-minded pursuit is. The two of you will be escorted out because an employee caught him climbing the structures in order to jump down and catch you. "You whipped out some pretty sharp turns to get away from me. I'm impressed." He flirts with you over the late-night milkshake you demanded for the terror he put you through. He wants to go again next week, as if your heart could take the strain. ⌝
David McCall —
⌞ There's nothing for him to get sore about because he's letting you win. Even things you know you can't beat him in. He shrugs his shoulders helplessly when you call him on it. "I dunno what's going on, sweetheart. I guess I'm just off my game tonight." But let him play a solo anything for ten seconds and watch how fast he wins. He'll let you usher him onto the next game and, with a straight face, lose to you in a fighting game like he's never touched a set of joysticks before. Is it really a flawless victory for you if David barely pressed the attack button? Drag him over to the claw machine and make him get you a prize for playing in your face like you're stupid. He drops the exact item you wanted into your waiting arms. Because he’s great at winning games. You can pout in the car about him treating you with a condescending pair of kid-gloves, but he just thinks your little rant is cute. ⌝
Stu Macher —
⌞ Is so pumped that you wanted to do something exciting. Usually, he’s plastering a smile on his face through something mind-numbingly lame in order to win brownie points. This is a promising break in the pattern. Stu decides to reward you by being on his best behavior. You don't train an animal to do more of what you want by punishing it after all. He's calm. He's downright courteous. He keeps asking if you’re having fun (since when the fuck has he cared about that). You're going to think he's hiding something or about ready to call it quits, and do away with your body. You might even bring yourself to ask what’s going on outright. Don't be so paranoid! He's just trying to show you that this splatter paint date is his speed. Why are you looking a gift horse in the mouth? If you want him to be up to his usual antics, he can absolutely do that for — no? Awesome! Now stop playing Sherlock Holmes and start throwing darts at those balloons. He buys the canvas at the end of the date because it's messy and fun, just like the two of you. ⌝
A/N: some of them irritated me as i was writing this. it was, in fact, the usual suspects (kevin and david you will be dealt with). nathan being in the sore loser category... likely place for him to be!
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haiii i love your writing ^^ How would the slashers react if the reader tried to feed them while saying "Here comes the airplane" everytime when they are eating.
I love this SO MUCH and TYSM!!!
slashers included: Michael Myers, Jason Voorhees, Stu macher, Billy Loomis, Bubba Sawyer, Thomas Hewitt, Billy Lenz, Brahms Heelshire
Michael: slowly turns to look at you and stares. no head tilt, nothing, just STARING. you can tell just from his hidden gaze how pissed he is. NOT amused at all. you back off and laugh and he continues to stare long after you've stopped. secretly maybe thinks it's a little funny but won't even think of admitting it to himself. if you even THINK of doing it again he's out the door (so dramatic for a man who never speaks)
Jason: confusion; looks over at you and kinda tilts his head, wondering if you're joking or if you really think that lowly of him. if you start laughing or explain yourself to him, he'll kinda scoff to himself. thinks it's pretty funny but feels the need to remind you he can't eat with his mask on! how would it work!? and you just remind HIM it was simply a joke. might get a little old for him, he doesn't like feeling infantilized. if you reassure him it's just a joke, he might let it slide.
Stu: immediately busts out laughing. if you insist he kinda looks at you weird like he's in an alternate universe where he's a baby. eventually just goes along with it though, and before long he just expects it to happen every time he eats around you.
Billy Loomis: nearly raises an eyebrow at you dramatically. if you INSIST he just has no choice to play along (he acts like he's reluctant but he likes entertaining you a lot so it doesn't phase him)
Bubba Sawyer: immediately plays along, he loves fun and whimsy. doesn't think for a second you're doing it to be mean unless someone else mentions it and he looks at you like he's been betrayed in the worst way possible. of course this isn't the case, so he shrugs it off and will continue to let you feed him like that whenever you try to do it.
Thomas hewitt: kinda jerks his head back like you didn't mean to do that, but when you push on he looks at you and shakes his head, reluctant at first to let you feed him like this. he honestly does think it's fun though and caves quickly. he'll let you do it whenever after that first time, he thinks it's actually kinda sweet even if it is a silly or embarrassing.
billy Lenz: frowns at you. "are you mocking me?" he sounds hurt, but when you assure him it's just a joke, or it's just for fun, he'll slowly open his mouth and let that airplane right into the hangar (LMAO SORRY). continues to let you do this and smiles goofily every time. never gets tired of it
Brahms: eyes you skeptically and asks if you're making fun of him. even after you explain, he just shakes his head and crosses his arms. after enough insistence he may push his ego to the side and let you have your fun (acting like he's the mature one). eventually forgets he was ever offended by it once you've done it enough.
I HOPE THIS WAS FUN!!! I really like this thought lollll
slashers included: Michael Myers, Jason voorhees, billy Loomis, Stu macher, bubba sawyer, thomas Hewitt, Brahms heelshire, billy Lenz
Michael: I cannot lie this dude doesn't care about ANYTHING but he's secretly a bit curious about your home country. he'd never ask but would silently enjoy if you would inform him of it
Jason: outwardly curious and immediately intrigued. I get the feeling he was a tad sheltered from other cultures so anything new is a bit intimidating but he loves it. asks lots of questions, and is very accepting towards you.
billy Loomis and stu: chill as fuck, of course. super accepting and kind about it. they kind of like meeting people from different backgrounds and would love to learn new things about you and where you come from. stu is more likely to ask questions directly; beware though, he might crack jokes (not offensive or rude, just... I don't know, you get me right? lol)
bubba Sawyer: definitely not used to people from other places; even people from other U.S. states are weird to him and his family, as they've always just kind of been in their own little bubble. this doesn't mean he's unaccepting or unkind, quite the opposite. he's excited to meet you and your introduction to his life makes him want to learn more about other places and cultures! tries his hardest to be a part of that piece of yourself
Thomas Hewitt: most accepting in his family. he knows what it's like to be an outsider, so if you've ever felt that way, he's automatically attracted to you lol. loves to be able to relate to people, even if your experiences aren't entirely synonymous. because he's lived in rural Texas his whole life, he hasn't had much exposure to people, so meeting you opens his eyes. he's so excited (secretly though, gotta be nonchalant)
Brahms: intrigued but wary, though he's that way about everyone tbh. the people he's usually around are pretty shitty (so basically his parents) so he's happy to have a change of pace no matter where you're from. if you're from ANYWHERE that isn't the U.K. to be honest he's ecstatic
Billy boy: wary as always, but excited. he's not as closed off as say bubba or Brahms, so he's not AS ignorant to the existence of other places and by proxy the people from those other places. however, he doesn't know much beyond that. he's always in his own world istg, so he might not even notice that you're a foreigner at first. once he eventually DOES process this information, he'll probably tease (playfully, of course). ask probing questions as always, but most of all just admire you because of it. I don't know, he just loves how cool you are lol
I'm sorry if this sucked I'm kinda in my own world (like billy) right now lolzzz I hope this was okay :( once again any tips are so greatly appreciated!!! tysm for the request again!!
I'm not foreign myself, I've lived in the same place my whole life so this isn't detailed IM SO SORRYYYY
i’ve never really done asks before but i genuinely feel so compelled to ask if you’ll ever return to sleazy landlord billy loomis, completely fine if not but GAHDAMN what a piece of art!! hope you’re all good! don’t want this to come off as pressure or rude or anything x
Ty for the kind words! Im so honored to get your first ask 🧎♀️. For a similar vibe and shortcut to gratification, I’d urge you to check out my @nightwalksjoel sleaziverse. It has way more fics. He’s prob the #1 sleaze on this blog and on ao3 you have to filter my fics to original characters to find him.
landlord Billy Loomis
I don’t plan to continue that storyline, but there are 2 options for how I could hypothetically revisit him (full disclosure: I’m not motivated on either rn):
A different universe of them. Pretty much the Same Billy, same reader, different story
De-canonize the sink fic, since they went PIV without my consent 😤 and write the consummation i originally had in mind
He’s the kind of guy who’s way funner to objectify as a group. So it’s not great that his juice to squeeze ratio is kinda whack (meaning a lot of people ask for him, then a much smaller crowd reacts to his fics).
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OKAY first time doing a request thingy, it’ss gonna be basic but I don’t care, what would their favourite ice cream flavour be IK BASIC BUT IDK FOR SOME REASON I WANNA KNOW
OOOOOO GOOD QUESTION I LOVE THISSS
Slashers Favorite Flavor of Ice Cream!
Michael: probs sticks to the basics- mainly vanilla, but secretly loves strawberry
Jason: you can't convince me my boy doesn't have a huge sweet tooth- loves all ice cream but chocolate chunk/rocky road are his favs
Billy Loomis/Stu Macher: Billy likes it simpler most of the time, so he'll take chocolate or strawberry- just a base flavor yk? no chunks, but stu likes a fancy swirl or mint chocolate chip
Billy Lenz: I get the feeling ice cream isn't his favorite cuz it's so cold, but will never object to having it. it depends on his mood what flavor he wants, but usually prefers cookie dough, sometimes even peppermint if he's feeling risky (yes I know it's Christmas themed I SWEAR IT ISN'T TOTALLY ON PURPOSE)
Brahms Heelshire: wants to love the fancy stuff like gelato or sorbet more tbh. pretends to want something with nuts or a fruit flavor, but in his heart he know he craves the sugary, sickly sweet stuff. ice cream slut, any flavor will do for him, but the ice cream with chocolate is his favorite. (I feel like his parents didn't let him have many sweets as a child so like the greedy man he is he wants alllllll the sweets as an adult)
Thomas Hewitt: verrryyyy hesitant about new flavors, so if presented with the option for ice cream he'll just stick with vanilla. I can see him being curious about the more fruity flavors though
Bubba Sawyer: I can't see him as NOT loving sweet treats. they'll take whatever they can get their hands on, especially with that Texas heat?? phewww!! buuuuut has always LOVED Neapolitan or other blends of flavors. why choose just one when you can have multiple?! also likes stuff with chunks of chocolate or cookie dough, it's fun!!
ok icl this was kinda lazy :( but it was SOOO fun to think of!!! if there are any characters you want me to continue this with or write for next plssss tell me! I hope this was entertaining ^^
PLEASSSEEEE GIVE ME REQUESTS!!! I'm really into Creepypastas rnnnnn I sure hope nobody gives me a request for thattt oh nooooo
please please, billy with very hormonal fem!reader??🥹 like she gets turned on by everything billy does or says, can be smut if you’re comfortable with it !! love ur writings so much <33
“ya fuckin’ nympho.” those were the words that left your boyfriend’s lips the moment you climbed on top of him, knees bracketing his waist, hands on his chest while your lips moved roughly against the sensitive skin below his ear, teeth occasionally grazing the flesh.
it was a hobby at this point—the touches, kissing, stripping down till there was nothing left and not leaving the bed until you could barely speak. every little thing—every lift of his shirt that showed off the hair going down beneath his belly button, disappearing beneath the waist of his jeans, every groan when he stretched in the morning, every small flex of his arm from something as mundane as opening the fridge for a snack—it made your thighs squeeze and skin burn hot. was it genetic? some crazy condition where you couldn’t help but go absolutely crazy over billy’s arms, his fingers—the veins—his body, the deep rasp in his voice when he came home after crossing another body off his list, crawling into your arms all innocent—secretly wishing he’d initiate something first so you didn’t seem like a sex crazy bitch. well too late, huh?
“so insatiable—shit—“ he groaned, eyes fluttering shut the second you dragged your nails down his abdomen, teasing the dips and ridges of his body with sharp, kitty scratches. he could deny it all he wanted, but you knew he loved it just as much as you did.
“i-it’s not my fault…” you breathed against his neck, mouth moving aggressively over the column of his throat before reaching the collar of his shirt. he looked down at you knowingly the instant you stopped, sensing the hunger in your eyes without even having to look in them. you wanted it off, but he wasn’t gonna give in to you so easily. where was the fun in that? knowing that you were dying for it, anticipating his next move, patiently waiting for him. even when you were like this—crazed and irrational, driven purely by desire—he was still in control and he always would be. you were still the subservient one, still the one pleasuring him. funny how mind games make you think you’re the one in charge.
“it never is, hm?” he taunted, thick fingers pulling you up by your chin, forcing you to face him. the smirk that twisted his lips was almost evil, his sharp words only making your body burn hotter.
“it’s never the crazy, dick greedy girl’s fault.” he whispered, “even when she doesn’t have manners…and can’t ask nicely for her boyfriend to take off his clothes.”
a pause, and then: “go on, say “please, billy. please take your shirt off because im so very horny and needy.” he practically laughed in your face, his arms slowly wrapping around your waist to keep you down, unable to move more than an inch.
it was humiliating, but you’d be lying if you said it didn’t make your heart beat faster than it ever had, didn’t make your grabby little hands squeeze him even harder. so you leaned in close, wet lips hovering over the tip of his ear.
“please, billy…take it off.”
a low sound left him. mocking and insulting, but you didn’t care. you’d gotten what you wanted now.