please let us go

free us

i need a really small guy who lives under my bed and applies lip balm to my chapped lips periodically throughout the night

I remember when I first watched this show, I played this part at least 5 times

fuck dudes who lie about bread

This is so sweet and pure. Lol.

I’m crying. I’m also rooting for the Blues now.

@kvnbksa have you seen the updates?

This is so pure.

Stop this was too innocent to have happened to a black man

So… Instead of informing said FB moms of what they’re actually posting, you just bitch to Tumblr because they don’t know everything you do? That’s super mature of you!

yeah lemme just go tell this woman I talked to twice when we were 17 that I recognized her harmless repost as my little pony porn that’ll brighten her day

hey Emily I know we haven’t talked in 5 or 6 years, how’s it going? kids doing good? pregnancy going okay for you? anyway I sent you this because some rando on the Internet thought you might be happier knowing you inadvertently reposted MLP fetish art. wait what’s MLP? well okay let me start off with saying I am a completely normal individual caught in the crosshairs of a violently loud subculture on the internet I am not actually a part of but I constantly bear witness to. secondly does your kid watch cartoons? well you might have seen

i don’t get it omg

i’m party cannon