margaret absolves you

certified freak. 5 days a week (im in a union)

Good thing about Ronald Reagan though, his grave is a gender neutral restroom! Thanks Ron!

this aged well

youre in her DMs… im in the dragon figurine aisle of the craft store and i dont even know her and im not interested

*rotates you by 90 degrees in the 4th dimension thus causing you to be perpendicular to time as we understand it*

*rotates you again so now youre experiencing time upside down*

Please stop

the horse really is in the hospital now

Wasn’t iCarly that guy with the wax wings that flew into the sun and fucking got rest because same

I just realized my phone corrected Icarus to iCarly because I type iCarly more than Icarus okay thanks

I thought this was just a god tier shitpost

this was the tiktok witches’ long game, and you laughed. you laughed at their moon ritual. now who’s laughing. 

im gonna kill myself

Me when angels deserve to die

something about this bird just unlocked something insane in scientists’ heads