I don't even know what's happening anymore.

I have accrued a frightening amount of debt

Did they stop quartering people cuz they realized all it did was create four of the guy they were trying to kill

posts from the timeline where starfish are the dominant civilization

lock the fuck in?? no way dude. I am TUCKED the fuck in :) good night

Like to charge and reblog to cast Chinese scientists destroying the Insulin industry

Good. Kill it. Insulin was made to be free of charge to the people who need it.

Never ever ever eat raw white onion and then smoke cigarette.

The gnomes beat the shit out of you again?

The gnomes beat the shit out of me again.

"they took pluto from you" "they took dinosaurs from you" "they took neptune from you" grow a second personality trait and stop getting upset that our understanding of the world has grown since you were in 3rd grade

They took naptime from you

not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl… what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀

If ANYTHING is a heritage post it’s this.

What do you mean it’s only from 2020???

I accidentally hit send before finishing the sentence. woops !

pukicho what words could have fixed that sentence?

I forgot the period.