asanisimasa

the more people complain about Clint becoming marriable, the more powerful i become. i've never felt such pure schadenfreude in all my days. CLINT FANS, WE ARE FEW BUT WE'VE WON

I love mad toshiro mifune

he gets almost hanged for a living. he hasn't seen his family in nine years. he's so recklessly loyal he'd face five gunmen alone for a guy he thinks is just in it for the money. he sought out three of his supposed friends just to set them up to be killed. he took a bubble bath under active cannonfire. he bashed a man's head in with a rock. he marched his best friend through the desert to die laughing all the while and then hesitated too long to shoot him. he's easy to piss off but hard to really make mad. he's full of childlike whimsy. he's the most cynical man in the world. he wants to get rich more than anything. he was willing to give up a hundred thousand dollars for a man he thought might shoot him while he was unarmed. he frolics. he's goofy as hell. he's deadly serious at all times. he's a massive hypocrite. he's got horrible taste in men. he left all his wives. he's abandoned by god but it's fine. he'd fuck anybody over. if you do right by him you've got a friend for life. he's so in love it makes him stupid. he doesn't know what love is. he's so mean that it scares him. he's a liar. he talks all the time but he never says anything. and he's got an ass that just won't quit!