wahoo

Fucked up off 2 pillows and a blanket

me and my freaky elephant statue. and yes he smokes weed

It’s a tony soprano summer

What this means

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.

hey staff what the fuck

Mutuals i would have as trusted lieutenants in my military junta

i'm your only friend (realizes that's statistically unlikely) i'm not your only friend (considers my positive qualities) but i'm a little glowing friend (suddenly gets cold feet) but really i'm not actually your friend (remembers to be confident in relationships) but i am

You literally just have to get really good at continuing.

bro said he was beleaguered i was like well look what has beset you

“my friend is ALWAYS sick and cancelling our plans” it sounds like your friends life suuucks and you should check on them