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Just saw the word "underfed" written down and spent a good ten seconds trying to imagine what the state of being "derfed" could possibly be, and how one would go about undoing it, before it clicked.

"WW1 soldiers were underfed" fuck man... Not only they sent them off to a war, but then they took their derf away too?? Fucked up

"summer is the worst" "no winter is!!!" actually both are. down with Big Temperature. spring and autumn for the win

weirdly enough i think it's easier to accept non sexual nudity if you're a bit of a a pervert. like people think "boobs are too sexy, people can't be normal about them", and it seems like a compelling argument, boobs are sexy. but when you realise that other things are sexy as well, things like stomachs, thighs, feet, back muscles, and you can normal about them in a non sexual context, so there's no reason anyone can't be normal about any other part of the body.

"Did you know people are masturbating to your smut fics-- 🤢" I hope they get twice as wet as I did writing it, mind your fucking business.

"Did you know people are getting scared when they read your horror stories?? Did you know that people are laughing when they read your comedy stories?? Isn't that gross? Aren't you scandalised??"

“Why would you stop in hell?” has changed my brain chemistry

[id: fox mulder from the x files saying "hey, you got to stay alive if you want to stick it to the government. if you die, you let them off the hook." end id]

knock knock

who's there

deez

deez are the voyages of the starship enterprise

Yeah, it's really one thing to see it in a picture, but a whole other thing to see it in person. I was blown away when a zoo near me got one for the first time. I just had to see it. It was smaller than I expected, but seeing it live and in motion was surreal.