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AurumAcadicus Master List

This is the shortened version of the master list. If you wish to see the longer master list with summaries of each AU, you can find it here.

Acting Fishy AU—(Stuckony) TW: Medical, Panic Attacks, Suicidal Ideation, Suicide Attempt (mentioned), Imprisonment

Alien AU—(Stuckony) TW: Permanent Injury (minor character)

Angel AU—(Stuckony) TW: Panic Attacks, Suicide (mention)

Animal Brides AU—(Stony) TW: Past Domestic Abuse, Past Emotional Abuse, Self-Esteem Issues

Anthro AU—(Stuckony) TW: PTSD (mention), Drug Use (but the drug is catnip)

At Your Service AU—(Stuckony) TW: Kidnapping, PTSD, Torture (mention)

Awkward Stepfather AU—(Stony) TW: None

BDSM AU—(Poly-Avengers) TW: Mob

Been There, Gun That AU—(Stony) TW: Past Domestic Abuse, Stalking, Assault, Guns

Bowerbird AU—(WinterIron) TW: Past Abuse (mention), Drug Use (mention), Alcoholism (mention)

Dolittle AU—(Stuckony) TW: Assumed Character Death, Homophobia, Past Child Abuse (mention)

Double Octo AU—(Stuckony) TW: Blood, Injury

Dragon AU—(Stuckony in future) TW: PTSD, Past Abuse

Faerytail AU—(Stuckony) TW: Past Kidnapping (mention)

Four Score AU—(StarkSpangledWinterHawk) TW: Sexual Harassment/Assault, Miscarriage, Domestic Violence/Abuse, PPD, Difficult Labor/Birth, PTSD

Halloween AU—(Stuckony) TW: Blood, Assault, Sexual Assault, Attempted Kidnapping

Jingle Your Bells AU—(Stuckony) TW: Anxiety, Depression, Self-Esteem Issues, Coffee Beans Are Basically Speed

Metallic Feather AU—(Stuckony) TW: Kidnapping (mentioned), Torture (mentioned)

Monster AU—(Stuckony) TW: Depression (mentioned), PPD (mentioned), Major injury/Blood, Kidnapping, Spiders, Snakes

Murder Strut AU—(Stuckony) TW: Kidnapping (but it’s comedy)

Peaches and Cream AU—(Stuckony) TW: None

Pencils and Pumps AU—(Stony) TW: Homophobia, Transphobia, Internalized Homophobia/Transphobia (but he’s unlearning it)

Plushie AU—(WinterIron) TW: Mental Illness, PTSD

Pokemon AU—(TBD) TW: Animal Trapping (mentioned), Child Abuse (Mentioned)

Punk AU—(Stuckony) TW: Abusive Ex

Regency AU—(Stuckony) TW: Canon Character Death, Emotional Abuse (past), Physical Abuse (past), Sexual Assault, Kidnapping, Gory Death, Major Injury/Amputation, Suicidal Ideation, PPD, Dubious Consent, Major Character Death, Animal Euthanasia (mentioned)

Sound of Music AU—(Stony) TW: Minor Character Death

Stark and Vinegar AU—(Stony) TW: Blood and Injury

Supernatural AU—(Stuckony) TW: Self-Esteem Issues, Anxiety, Canon Deaths, Stalking, Kidnapping, Canon Bombing, Shifted/Human Sex, Dubious Consent

Tony Makes a Porno—(Tony/Any/Everyone) TW: Non-Consensual Sex Tape Leakage, Infidelity as a Plot, Professor/Student as a Plot, Violent Foreplay, Consensual Non-Con, Sex Slave as a Plot

Werewolf AU—(Stuckony) TW: Bigotry, PTSD, Canon Deaths, Actual Cinnamon Roll Howard Stark

Wolves and Wings AU—(Stuckony) TW: Major Injury, Mention of Rape

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CNN: Watch an orca ram a sunfish so hard that the fish explodes

Thank you CNN for this hard-hitting journalism. Show me the fish exploding.

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Scientists captured video of orcas ramming into sunfish with such force that the fish exploded. The behavior may be for fun as well as for f

#real life tbh #news #occurred to me that you guys might also like to see the fish explode

CNN: Watch an orca ram a sunfish so hard that the fish explodes

Thank you CNN for this hard-hitting journalism. Show me the fish exploding.

#real life tbh

Switching to whole wheat pasta for my father's health. Does anyone have any tips on how to make it more palatable because I have. Texture issues lol

#tw: food

If you ever think about talking to your Boomer family member about weight-related things, fucking don't 🫵 Unless you want your feelings hurt!

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Hey all you baddies trying to clean up your messy rooms, some of which is just... JUNK you haven't managed to throw away yet, I just unlocked a game-changing tip: Multiple trashcans. I brought in a big can because I was finally like "I need to get down to business this is ridiculous" and had high hopes for myself lol but also had my wastebasket in there because come on, I'm not gonna move it while I've got other things to focus on.

Brother. Why did that make it so much easier. I had a trashcan on each side of me and used both of them liberally. I literally cleared one side of my room of plastic bags and package detritus in ten minutes. I had three books under there? Was wondering where those went. So anyway maybe you just need to add an extra trashcan when you're trying to clean up.

#life tips

Unfortunately I think Liberty Mutual has set my standards about animated animals re: female vs male.

Limu is an emu. He wears sunglasses and polo shirt. Mrs. Limu is also an emu. She wears a wig and earrings (and whatever shirt is appropriate for the occasion). This is played completely straight and is the funniest shit I have ever seen.

#real life tbh

"There would have been unalived people if I was her mother" there wouldn't have been SHIT because you can't even say the word dead are you fucking kidding me.

TAKE OWNERSHIP! KILL!!! KILL!!! THEY'LL BE DEAD!!! Your threats mean NOTHING if you can't even use proper words! You're trying to be tough but guess what? By divorcing yourself from the threat, you are actually being passive. I don't believe you're capable of hurting anyone, let alone killing them. You buckle under the words alone.

#delete later

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bold time to post salad recipes as food you want to try

I'm stronger than cyclospora cayetanensis.

Actually the real answer is I fucking hate iceberg lettuce so unless the contamination spreads to a different type of lettuce I'll be fine lol

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Well now I'm nervous. I don't want to be the first confirmed case in Oregon. Especially since I sent my sibling a screenshot of this post and I KNOOOOOW their first response would be "I thought you were stronger than this."

Holding the salad bag with white knuckles lmao

#tw: food #health and body

Man I'm gonna cry the world really is better in some ways

I did some research on using Botox for migraine relief and finally decided the benefits outweigh the side-effects for me because I've been having more headaches/migraines lately. But it's for use when you have 15 or more headaches a month, so I want to track it to see if I'm ACTUALLY having that many! If I am, I can talk to my doctor about getting Botox treatment. If I'm not, yay, and at least I'll have data to tackle this with my doctor to try some different options.

But I've never had to tackle this on my own before. When I was first diagnosed with migraines, I was twelve, and my mom was the one who explained to my pediatrician how many days I spent in bed trying to keep from throwing up or wandering about in a daze because the pain was so bad but I was tired of being in bed. So like any good Millennial I googled how to track my headaches.

The first website that popped up tells me exactly how to track my headaches, why I need to do each part, and offers both a download for a printable paper tracking diary AND three options for an app on your phone!

Track your headaches with a diary to identify triggers and treatments. Schedule a dedicated appointment with your doctor for accurate diagno

#health and body

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It was so hard to be a vegetarian when I was a kid. Schools have so many more meat-free options these days. And I'm glad for them. But wow what the fuck was that for us.

Also we were always fucking dehydrated. I am NOT making fun of kids being obsessed with Stanleys GET 👏 THAT 👏 WATER!!!!!!!! 👏

#real life tbh #obligatory gopissgirl

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Unpopular opinion but I think Hiccup would have died. He trusted Toothless and his own ability too much, especially when outside forces were controlling his dragon. Stoick is literally the only one in that family who understood that dragons, while they could be trained and lived alongside, were still dangerous animals. He saw what no one else but the villain could: Toothless couldn't fight the hypnotization, Hiccup wasn't going to break through it in time, and his son was about to be killed.

Like I'm tired of people saying "oh, Stoick died for nothing, Hiccup was going to be able to break through the Bewilderbeast's hypnosis—" no he fucking wasn't. He's twenty years old and thinks he knows everything even though his mother has arrived to tell him he doesn't. This was a more tangible way to show that, storytelling-wise. Also fucking acknowledge that Stoick sacrificed himself instead of just full-force chopping Toothless's entire head off like he would have only a few short years ago. That man had more growth than most other characters and it's been off-screen and yet it still culminated in his greatest sacrifice for Hiccup AND Toothless.

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Also I know the real lesson is sometimes the right thing is something you don't want to do and running from it can make things worse.

But the first time I watched it I was like "the lesson is that well, sometimes you have to kill people" and was like yeah that makes perfect sense.

#movies #but yeah there are absolutely people who thought hiccup would break through toothless's hypnotism #and stoick would have lived if he hadn't stepped between them #and it's like well no. that's not the story.#but also they're just wrong because hiccup realized after his dad's death that it would have been him #he sent toothless away not just out of grief for his father but that he'd been wrong about being able to stop him #and the knowledge that his father not only died to protect him but died being RIGHT #which means hiccup has to live without him and unable to tell his dad he understood what he meant now

Question (I am not taking pot shots at other cultures I am genuinely curious): Is sportsmanship important to you about your team? What about your country's opinion on sportsmanship at large?

Because like, I was telling my parents how everyone hated Argentina, when they asked who we were rooting for in the World Cup, and the first thing they asked was "Oh, do they have bad sportsmanship?" And it occurred to me that actually, yeah, sportsmanship turns out to be very important to me when I'm watching my teams. I expect my team to try to win and engage in some healthy competition, but I also expect them to be gracious losers AND winners, and that extends to their fans as well.

I'm not saying some disappointed grumbles in the face of a loss or a gloating cheer or two for a win are bad sportsmanship. Those are normal. And of course if I'm sad, the winners cheering would be grating, but ultimately, I go to the games to have a good time, win or lose. Is that what other countries do?

#sports #delete later

I'm gonna scream lmao

Tony had been very upfront about how protective his friends were. Steve had seen it firsthand, even, watching Pepper cut in on a dance where a debutante was getting too pushy, or Colonel Rhodes grabbing a guy by the back of the collar and hauling him away. Hell, he'd watched Happy cold-cock a paparazzo two days ago. He knew they had standards for people who wanted to be in Tony's life, and he was pretty certain he'd met those standards.

So he was mortified when Tony turned from his menu and said, "Can I have onion rings tonight?"

Steve had no idea why he'd ask that of him. He'd never controlled Tony's eating habits, ever, even when he'd been a little concerned about them. Besides, Tony had a healthy appetite when it came to dinner, so eating some fried onions shouldn't have even rated a passing concern. Steve looked from Tony to Pepper, whose brows were furrowing together, then to Happy, who was starting to scowl. He closed his eyes, not even bothering to look at Colonel Rhodes, because he expected he'd find a barrel of a gun instead.

"Why are you asking Steve if you can have onion rings?" Colonel Rhodes asked flatly, which was pretty kind of him, considering Steve also wanted to know why Tony wanted to make him look bad in front of his friends.

Tony sounded bewildered. "I was trying to be nice? Sometimes the smell makes him sick."

Steve whipped his head around to stare at him, mortified. "You noticed?"

Tony swiveled to meet his gaze, still looking very confused. "Steve, you gagged when I ordered a bloomin' onion when we got stranded in Wyoming during our last mission. You did a good job swallowing it down, but you definitely, audibly gagged."

"Probably because it was Outback Steakhouse," Happy allowed.

Steve wished he'd been shot. He was somehow more embarrassed about the onion thing than being considered controlling. The bloomin' onion hadn't even been that bad; he'd just been shocked by the smell of horseradish in the sauce. He thought he'd been so slick. But if Tony had noticed, that meant everyone else on the team had noticed, too, and had just been nice enough not to say anything. It suddenly explained why Natasha had stopped chopping fresh onions when it was her turn to cook and instead got frozen.

"Well," Colonel Rhodes said after a beat. "Get the onion rings. But also stop being nice to Steve in high stress situations, I don't think he'll be able to cope."

Steve was just glad that Tony's friends apparently approved of him, even if he now had to deal with the mortification of his team thinking he was sensitive to the smell of onions.

#ideas #stony #steve has a personal vendetta against horseradish in my mind #it isn't even outback steakhouse specific he hated it before the serum

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If Charles Ingalls has no haters, I am dead

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Laura does a good job of white-washing him and making him a likeable guy but he is ABSOLUTELY irresponsible and too often he put his sense of adventure ahead of the health and happiness of his family. I am a number one hater! Every time I see Pa I wanna punch him.

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I watched one (1) episode of the reboot and Mary and Laura are started crying asking why no one came to say goodbye before they left Wisconsin and their mother says nothing.

IT'S BECAUSE YOUR DAD WAS RUNNING OUT ON HIS DEBTS, MARY AND LAURA. NO ONE KNEW YOU WERE LEAVING BECAUSE HE OWED EVERYONE MONEY.

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Boooooo my tummy hurts because I ate something that would hurt my tummy booooooooo boooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#tw: food #health and body #don't feel sorry for me #it was an extra scoop of ice cream

The funniest thing about The Rage is Relentless (Raise Up Your Ear) is that the banner picture is the scene where Tony says "let's never tell anyone about that" and Steve says "Okay."

And then Steve immediately goes home and tells everyone he cares about it.

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