god forbid a woman is boring and a low achiever and likes to drink

very common tgirl problem: cant cuddle girlfriend because shes messing with Linux

i shouldnt be allowed to text girls i am crushing on i start saying shit like "yes maam" and saluting

are we meowing tonight or what

*guy who doesn't know anything about sports and has never cared about sports in his life* hey did you know womens professional baseball is returning after 70 years and the games are going to be streamed for free on youtube and the season starts august 1st

Love having consent to send mutuals nsfw content. Reblog if your mutuals have consent to send you nsfw content.

oh shit let me guess. let me guess. you're anthony fantano being sucked into a jet engine. yeah. yeah, just like the last four fucking rounds. yeah i don't really wanna play charades with you anymore

no sex before you're tumblr mutuals #abstinence

sex is between a tumblr mutual and another tumblr mutual. anything else is a SIN

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped

so i think the solution is to give dachshunds a third pair of legs right in the middle

STOP REBLOGGING I MEAN MUTUALS