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chasing cars by snow patrol really hits harder everytime i listen to it like,, what if i DID just lay here???? would u lie with me and just forget the world??????? please???????????

I love when the most unanimous headcanon about a character across fanfics is that he is hung.

Background? No consensus. Motivations? Up to interpretation. Skills and hobbies? Many avenues branching from canon. Dick? Huge. Mouthwatering.

when people defend the “Cis white guy is default” thing like “He’s meant to be an everyman we can all relate to and project on!” kindly remind them the largest ethnic group in the WORLD is Han Chinese and the highest gender percentage fluctuates so if you want an ACTUAL  “default” you want a 40 year old chinese person whose gender changes from year to year.  

#give us the middle-aged gender fluid Chinese protagonist that we can all relate to and project on (via @mr-and-mr-pavus)

RIP to this blog that made this singular post and then deleted

taking antidepressants and listening to nine inch nails so the effects cancel out and my libido comes out perfectly normal

all i need is a sweet treat. and six thousand dollars