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always such a struggle when you get to the sex scene part of the fic you're writing and you're not horny at all. i don't know. their things were touching. without ANY underwear. the end.

#I'm a firm believer that there are ideal levels of horniess for each stage of writing erotica #Conceptualization: Mind-Meltingly Horny #Drafting: Pleasant Fizz of Arousal But Not Too Much #Editing: Not Horny At All - this is about sentence flow + word choice + general setting #Right Before Posting: Not Yet Horny But Amenable To It - final check to make sure youre not getting knocked out of the sex by prose oddities (@tinwomanrunaway)

Btw I loooove starting a post like "also" "by the way" "and another thing" when there was fully no conversation or preceding thought. U will experience my posts en media res

My woke take, as someone who has worked in both a public library and a school library, is that we desperately need both more books that are at a higher reading level but a less mature subject matter, and more books that are at a lower reading level but a more mature subject matter, because 8 year olds who are advanced readers are still 8 year olds and don't want to read about graphic violence and torture, and teens and adults who have learning difficulties or who are just later readers for whatever reason are still teens and adults and don't want to read about Billy the Bunny going to school or whatever the hell.

Shoutout to people in the notes also mentioning people learning the language, I should've mentioned that really, given that I've been stuck reading German picture books myself while learning German.

openin’ the door to the microwave one second early because you don’t need all the hootin’ and hollerin’

ferrari has posted more about leo leclerc than they ever did about maya weug and i think that speaks volumes about how women are treated in motorsports

Leia, you were scheduled for execution.

She had it under control.

just pirated my ethics textbook. was this wrong of me? who’s to say. i’ll find out soon enough

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we can’t talk here contact me in my dream tonight

Here’s your 1,000mg prescription of reassurance