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thedreadvampy

really think the headline is not 'Nigel Farage wins unopposed by-election' but in fact 'over a quarter of voters preferred a bin to Nigel Farage in an unopposed by-election'

but it was, of course, an ESTABLISHMENT bin. unlike Nigel 'Dulwich College city banker' Farage

mangled-by-disuse

27% for a joke candidate

holy shit get absolutely wrecked farage. enjoy your ongoing corruption investigation. you couldn't even break the ceiling of "three times as many votes as an alien bin man". you barely beat twice his votes. he is a performance art piece with a bin on his head.

mangled-by-disuse

for the record, the "reform sweep" in the last general election represented 14.29% of the vote

count binface is nearly twice as popular among the people of clacton as farage's party is nationwide

just thought you might like to know that.

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lovedeluxe92

oh okay so the only way out is through

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APY Lands Art: The Living Story of the Seven Sisters

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inkyself

“people on twitter are saying-“ i dont care. I dont care I dont care. that’s why i am on tumblr and not in that joyless blackhole

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i-am-a-fish

whose dumb ass idiot fuck idea was it to make medicine cost money

muttsandmustelidae

“hey this dog looks to be struggling to perform very basic functions and that is very worrying” “well ACTUALLY if you STUDIED THE BREED STANDARD you’d see that this dog is actually the IDEAL ______” YEAH. THIS TOO IS THE PROBLEM. WHAT ARE YOU NOT GETTING.

muttsandmustelidae

“you can’t blame breeders for breeding to standard :/“ i actually find it very easy to blame them. they are the ones creating the dogs on purpose, you see

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yesterdayiwrote

The irony of this new breed of self-righteous AI hunters on AO3 is that they're all just copy and pasting peoples fics into AI detectors, which are all operated by AI and therefore THEY are feeding people's work into the algorithm without their consent and in some cases no doubt circumventing the locks people put on to avoid getting scraped...

Don't copy and paste anyone's AO3 work into third party websites, you're not the good guys in this situation?

darkwingstweet

Post Nap Outrage!

nebuvoid

One fun thing to me about German, at least in my regional dialect, is the -ong bastardization of words that really adds a village fool twang to words

Beton -> Betong

Pardon -> Pardong

Saison -> Saisong

Karton -> Kartong

etc etc, a personal favourite: Croissant -> Crossong

I make sure to make it sound as stupid as possible because it's fun that way

northern-punk-lad

It’s going to be an interesting few weeks following this result and it will empower reform voters

invisible-goats

and now he has to actually face the enquiry he was trying to avoid

becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys

That is a much higher voteshare to Binface than we expected, and much lower to both Reclaim and British Democratic Party, lol.

All round, though, it doesn't look good for Farage. It was a sham one-party election, so he can't play the "See? No one cares about my multimillion pound bribes, they still voted me in" card he was banking on. His only competition was a bin, and the bin actually did well. Meanwhile, as Goats says, he's now subject to the enquiry he tried to avoid.

He played a strategy that was supposed to be win-win, but the other major parties totally hamstrung it. And, credit where credit's due, the idea for the others to not stand this time was an absolutely genius move that, in fact, came from the static TV screen of a brain that belongs to, of all people, Kemi fucking Badenoch. Stopped clocks and that.

Meanwhile, polling shows Farage has actually lost a LOT of his voter base and support from the bribe thing. Again - even Kemi Badenoch is able to go "Hardly the man of the working class like he claims". So... Yeah. As OP says - interesting next few weeks coming

hacash

Pretty embarrassing as well that Farage’s excuse for not attending announcement of the results was that the police had told him there was a credible threat to his safety (as opposed to the real reason, which is that it’s pretty difficult to do a rousing victory speech when what you did was get more votes than a man with a bin on his head) and then a couple of hours later the local police come out with ‘yeah we definitely didn’t do that’.

nemfrog

Head pigeon. Advertising for beauty products.

Gebrauchsgraphik. 1950.

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bitchfitch

Ok, Have you in real life ever seen a bathroom that had its light switch Outside of the bathroom. Not like one of those fancy giant bathrooms where the toilet is in its own little room, but a normal sized bathroom where you could be in there doing your thing and someone Outside could just turn the light off on you?

This is so normal to me

Yeah but it's weird

Maybe? normal though.

Maybe? weird though.

No but I'm pro this being a thing

no and what the fuck why would that be a thing

Other

Button.

Voting ended on10h

In Real life. not in a videogame or movie because I've Only seen it in videogames and a friend has spotted it in a movie.

#it’s literally the law in the uk #all modern bathrooms are built like this

currentlycryingaboutlancelot

yeah it’s just like so uninteresting when it’s like penelope can only be interesting if she’s a tough girlboss badass strategist but not if she’s weeping herself to sleep. telemachus can only be engaged with if he is a young and optimistic bright eyed child and not the adult that he is certainly considered to be by the standards of the homeric epic (young but still very much an adult!) complicit in the murder of slave women and misogynistic toward his mother. odysseus’ love for penelope can only compelling if he’s never interested in other women. first of all like these are just very one dimensional views of these characters that are like not really honest engagements with them. and way less interesting. also if you have to go in and erase parts of the odyssey you’re uncomfortable with then eventually you are just no longer engaging with what it is.

currentlycryingaboutlancelot

like do I think odysseus’ love for his family and particularly penelope is one of the most captivating and moving stories in all of ancient literature? yeah. do i think he was a good person and a perfectly faithful husband to her? well not necessarily at all. but the secret is that you can recognize universal themes that you like without erasing the parts of the text that make you uncomfortable

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