non-nutritive cereal varnish

You can lie when you name things

have you guys heard about the greenland shark. some crazy shit happening there.

This feels like the spiritual successor to None Pizza with Left Beef.

"how gay are you?" yes

why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable

It’ll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.

It wandered across mine. I shall help it travel forward.

this is not a place of honor

Oh hey post of Ozymandius, good to see you again standing on your feet in a desert where no one remembers you

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

Taylor Swift does this

no she doesn’t

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

they got married btw

looking for other things to lick, obvs

She went into the universe. Why do you think we call our patch the Milky Way. Follow the Milky way and you find: her.

Licking things

Auðhumla presumably still exists in Ginnungagap, licking things and spontaneously generating life from her primordial tastings.

#StraightOuttaTheProseEdda

:)