Nah

hope your pets stay healthy in 2017

I almost didn’t blog this and felt guilty

Not risking it

hope ya pets even healthier in 2018

My favorite self care tip is to pretend you’re a demon inhabiting a humans body and you gotta look after it, treat it right, cause these things are weak af man and you gotta protect your host

…You know, that might actually work.

Always and forever reblogging this

Sigh. No self-respecting demon would let the body go this long without showering. Brb.

XD wtf that’s great.

This may actually work, motivation by “to be a successful infiltrator on the mortal plane my host must be as successful as possible”

THIS SHOULDN’T BE AS CONVINCING AS IT IS…WHAT THE FIERY-HOT BALLS OF SATAN IS MAKING THIS A CONVINCING ARGUMENT?

I’ve come to inform you all the Ancient Greeks spelled Thoth, the Egyptian deity, as Θώθ

hey, thanks! now die

Call me a commie, but I think it’s a bit unreasonable that people have to crowdfund their cancer treatment.

This newspaper headline has traveled 110 years into the future just to call us all out for having this many open AO3 tabs.

I just wanna be the girl of someone’s dreams ya know

BODE

In cars two at the airport the cars have to go through tsa checks and take off their wheels and stuff which implies the cars Universe had a 9/11

Wait. Oh my god. But planes are sentient in the cars universe. Did cars hijack the plane or did the planes fly themselves.

Nobody knows

Buddy they have car pope. A car jesus died on a car cross and we’re worried if car bush did car 9/11

idk what’s funnier, pets with stereotypical human names like bryan and mckayla or pets with completely ridiculous names like hamburger and concrete

counterpoint- both, one of each. “these are my cats, switchboard and gary.”