Ideas I've had

"why is all the coolest shit nowadays being made by trans women" trans women are disproportionately extremely online autistic computer nerds who critically were able to conceive of society's norms being bullshit and are thus drawn to alternative sources of fulfilment such as creative pursuits

it's like the exact circumstances that created niel cicierega except it's just way more common nowadays and we're all women now

being nonbinary is awesome (sarcasm) because if you’re too masculine you’re a Dangerous Scary Predator Man Invading Women’s/Queer Spaces and if you’re too feminine you’re a Stupid Slutty Bitchy Attention Whore That Wants To Be Special and if you’re too androgynous you’re an Incomprehensible Otherworldly Creature Anomaly Thing That’s Barely Human

Nonbinary people are so cool I wish our rights were taken seriously haha

a single, solitary, earth-shattering note thunders across the battlefield like a tsunami.

When you're unable to solve an IT problem at work, there really is nothing quite like having it escalated all the way up the ladder. With every step, there is a degree of smugness about how real my problem is, and that yes, I was right to have trouble with this.

You can get a minor version of this if one IT person solves it but they spend a bunch of time repeating things you’ve already tried and when they eventually solve it it’s by doing something you wanted to try but didn’t have the requisite permissions to do

Was in a situation where neither I, nor my boss knew what was causing the problem, so we ended up calling one of the head engineers, and ive never experienced anything quite as validating as the moment where said head engineer, after spending several minutes just staring at the problem, quietly said "what the fuck"

*trying not to doxx myself* shoutout to that one thing in a place somewhere

incredible subset of autistic/adhd person out there who thinks that “neurotypicals” don’t have inner worlds/thoughts /interests

i think censoring subtitles is actually ableism

Petition to make this our new flag because this looks cool as fuck

YOU COULD BE A FUCKING BADASS DRAGON THAT’S THE POINT

“I AM A CREATURE OF DARKNESS” “oh hey sabrina.”

Oh man that would be so sweet. I could be an annoying fuck as an insect or something but you couldn’t kill me because everyone would know

imagine being at work minding your business and then suddenly you look out the window and see like a 50ft tall flamingo and then someone just says “oh, yeah, that’s just pete, he does this sometimes, don’t worry”

Also, consider— people will know it’s you, but it doesn’t say they’ll know what you are. “So is Pete a 50 foot flamingo who changes into a man, or the other way around?” “We.. we don’t know. Barbara asked him once, but he just grinned. She said they weren’t the teeth of a human OR flamingo and she didn’t want to talk about it.”

Iconic post