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The Dragon was told that dragon tummies make people smile! They aren't sure if that's true though?

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The Dragon likes to stare out over the ocean and forget their problems for a little while.
I haven't read as many TTRPG system books as you, so I wanted to ask: What is the most absurd or exaggerated things you ever read in a system book? for example, there is this brazilian system called 3D&T and in the page giving examples of "what each level on each stat can do" they go from the usual 5 max starter points to over to over a 1000 points in one stat saying "you can destroy a star in one attack with this value"
The basic problem with this question is that the high end of what player characters can do in high-powered tabletop RPGs very rapidly becomes too big to powerscale. If you push things far enough, shit goes all conceptual in a way that defies direct comparison.
For example, a starting player character in Jenna Moran's Nobilis can work transformative miracles upon their domain which affect the entire observable universe; how do you powerscale the ability to shatter planets with your bare hands against the ability to transform truths into lies or become immanently embodied in every instance of the colour blue? Sarah Newton's Mindjammer uses a fractal character creation system which allows entities to be given stats at nearly any scale, with lower-scale entities able to "borrow" the stats of higher-scale entities within specific domains; how do you powerscale the ability to fly faster than light against the ability to act "as" an entire galaxy-spanning civilisation? What does that measuring stick look like?
the most absurd or exaggerated thing I have ever read in a system book is the phrase "Generic Universal Role Playing System"
The Dragon learned how to do a handstand and wanted to show you!
honest to god the nostalgebraist autoresponder was a better and more effective use of generative AI than what 90% of these giant tech companies are doing with it and it's not even close. like it had a purpose (entertain Tumblr users) which it succeeded at pretty consistently, an extremely low bar that no big budget AI product I've seen so far has managed to clear. like it blows my mind that a niche internet microcelebrity on goddamn tumblr pulled off a better and more effective implementation of this technology than any major tech company years before said tech giants made it a household topic. the wealthiest and most powerful companies in the world got outdid on this by a fucking Homestuck they should all be living in shame
Considering that, so far, the only two works to come out of the entire field of AI "art" that have had any lasting cultural impact are We Are Charlie Kirk (ironically memed into ubiquity) and Tung Tung Tung Sahur (complete gibberish from jump) I'm convinced the only true utility of this technology is shitposting

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dear mister "beast..." i am going to kill you with my dual shadow moon katanas on june 15th 2026 at 8:30 pm pacific time
i have chosen to spare him after he offered $100,000 for his life
I heard something about a "Real Life Fruit Ninja" video? Have you joined with the beast?
they should make "i was brave at the dentist" stickers but for trans women going to the grocery store and it would say "i was transgender at the grocery store" and it would have a picture of shadow the hedgehog in a lolita dress holding a gun
I finished this after being transgender at the grocery store
wait they fucking got her??? she got deleted????!?!?!?! what the fuck what the fuck
Hiiii yeah I got too ballsy. I'm back now and alive ☺️
Oh thank fuck
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WHAT if i had big sharp claws and shiny scales and a muscular tail and could pin you down so easily and fit my massive fucking jaws around you while you are frozen in fear and do whatever the fuck i want to you. what then
i need everyone to get into college football right now i am dying to talk about the texas tech situation. this is the kind of thing that will be referenced for the next 100 years. there will be documentaries and biopics about this.
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texas tech's quartback, brendan sorsby, was investigated for sports gambling. i know sports betting is all the rage right now, but athletes themselves are not allowed to do it. it is Rule Number 1 and it is the highest priority rule for the National Collegiate Athletic Association (NCAA), who governs all athletic programs at about 1,100 colleges in the US.
the invesitagetion of sorsby revealed that, not only did he place more than 9,000 sports bets when he himself was a collegiate athlete, but 40 of those bets were AGAINST HIS OWN TEAM when he was playing at indiana university. immediately, this threatens the integrity of the sport, and especially because indiana is the hottest team right now as the defending national champion.
the NCAA, which is largely a sham organization these days (they've truly lost their grasp and college athletics are the wild west now) actually enforced their Number 1 Rule and told sorsby his career is over, that he would never play college football again (and, subsequently, that he would never get drafted into the NFL because his college career was cut short).
well, because the NCAA is a husk of its former self, sorsby and texad tech immediately took this to court. MANY athletes have learned these past few seasons that if you can find a judge who's a fan of your team, you can get any NCAA ruling overturned. that's exactly what texas tech did. they filed a suit in Lubbock, where the university is located and where every judge is an alum of texas tech. so sorsby was granted an injunction and will now only be suspended for the first 2 games od the 2026 season (which are alwayd against no-name teams that will be destroyed regardless of who's suspended).
every other school in the country immediately went on the defensive because this is a very clear integretiy issue. so nebraska and georgia (sic em dawgs) released statements saying that all currently-scheduled competitions witb Texas Tech in ANY sport will be canceled and there will be no future schedulings. at least 3 of the major conferences (SEC, Big 10, Big 12) , who account for almost all division 1 sports teams in the country, are also in discussions about cancelling comtests. Texas Tech is part of the Big 12, and there is serious talk of all other teams in the conference shutting texas tech out.
now would probably be time where i say that texas tech is one of the wealthiest programs in college football becaise there is a single billionaire alumnus pouring money into the program with hopes of essentially buying a championship. so texas techs integrity has always been questionable. anyway, the university president put oit a statement that he doesnt care that sorseby violated regulation and that texas tech will sue any school that refuses to play them because it jeopardizes their championship prospects if they're umable to play any games.
this is all just startomg but its so juicy and delicious. the NCAA is going to crumble to dust if they cannot get this injunction overturned. schools like georgia and nebraska have plenty of money so a suit isnt necessarily a concern, but this will absolutely change college football forever. i cant stop reading about it.
update on this: texas tech is claiming that every school who has/is considering cancelling all contests is "afraid" that texas tech is better than them. what's funny about this is that sorsby's stats are average. he is not good enough for this kind of protection. many schools who have already cancelled or are considering it have much better quarterbacks than sorsby. also, texas tech's head coach had said that it's actually ok that sorsby bet against his own team because it "its not murder or assault."
the attorney general of texas has threatened to investigate the Big 12 conference if they sanction Texas Tech
the claim is now that texas texh university just cares so much about brendan sorsbys mental health that they have to sue everyone who calls this an integrity violation. any other school who wouldnt defend an athlete that committed this violation "doesnt care about mental health"
Level 1: Asylums are scary because there's crazy people there.
Level 2: We shouldn't treat mental health facilities as objects of horror because it stigmatises mental illness.
Level 3: Asylums are scary because there's psychiatrists there.

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my little sister is 5 by the way and she is fuckign hilarious im literally crying rn
Hey guys the star of Let It Snake is graduating high school today lmao
it is so stupid and evil that you cannot romance the spider
oh my god. oh my god, I just realized, I’m an author. I can just write a book where this is the love interest. holy shit.
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i believe a bunny is a special and sweet kind of creatuee
am i allowed to say kill all trillionaires or is that too specific of a threat
I try not to fall into the "I never liked their work anyway" ditch when an artist/creator reveals themself to be a terrible person
BUT
a feeling I do have and will stand by is "While I enjoyed their work overall I did have some gripes that I overlooked out of affection and whimsy, but now that my loyalty is gone and my affection tainted there is nothing holding me back from enumerating my many grievances, to which the revelations of the creator's shittiness may or may not provide a new and infuriating context."

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i don’t care that you’re a transgender communist you shouldn’t be using the r word
i’m not talking about “rape”!!!!! i’m talking about the slur for mentally/intellectually disabled people!!!!
If I killed someone I'd be so impossible to find online I'd be posting "Feels really good not being a killer and having never killed anyone ever"
my "I havent killed anyone" post has a lot of people asking questions answered by aforementioned post