XCU-57 Combat Unit "Artemis"

my dog just developed post-conventional morality and now calling her a bad girl doesnt work any more

washing dishes is evil because you go "oh fuck there's so many dishes this is gonna take foreverrr" and then you enter the dish abyss and emerge with your abdomen somehow covered in water and your hands all wrinky and then you look at the clock and what felt like half an hour was actually 10 minutes

I just can’t believe some of u are soooo young u didn’t experience the early 2000s at all like even briefly . U were born and ur mother door dashed you home from the hospital

actually i was in the NICU for a couple weeks after being pieced together by surgeons but whatever lmao

That’s because she used klarna. To pay through 4 easy installments with no interest

10 foot tall plushgirl flopping on top of you trapping you in bed under her heavy beanbag tummy so she can snuggle as long as she wants

10 foot tall plushgirl flopping on top of you trapping you in bed under her heavy beanbag tummy so she can snuggle as long as she wants

You reading this? I hope you get fatter soon

You need a big belly and even bigger tits. Get fatter

You reading this? I hope you get fatter soon

You need a big belly and even bigger tits. Get fatter

But like genuinely. "humans have an innate need for spirituality" should be pretty transparently a reactionary opinion. It's simply not true and equates something that some people get benefit from with it being a fundamental aspect of being human (and one that is missing it most people today). You gonna start arguing "children *need* fathers or they grow up broken" next?

6 hour workday maximum i’m not kidding, if it can’t be done in that timeframe it doesn’t need doing.

this doesn't apply to jobs like childcare

If i worked in childcare and my 6 hours were up i would start putting babies in ziploc bags and shipping them to Turkmenistan listed as endangered fruits and vegetables