XCU-57 Combat Unit "Artemis"

I am a type of big sister you can cum inside of

it must feel good as hell when you’re a horse and you take a big bite out of an apple like ttshoke

your command over onomatopoeia is unmatched bestie

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Nein ~> 🇦🇹

Nein

Ja 🇦🇹

i just wish my country 🇦🇹 would be any less bad

At least you aren't German

Oli muuten hyvät löylyt.

En laittanut nimeä muistiin ja meinasin jo luovuttaa, mutta sitten tärppäsi, eli tekijä oli Kivihiisi. Ja näköjään identifioimme sittenkin hahmon väärin, tämä oli peikko ja tonttu olikin isompi pullon kanssa kylvyssä istuva. Tätä meille tullutta mallia ei ole tuolla sivuilla, mutta muut ovat selvästi samat (ensimmäisenä listassa piru-versio jonka olisin itse ottanut).

People don't get that non passing trans women are not seen as men, they are seen as non passing trans women and are treated the way they are according to the social script for trans women, which is transmisogyny.

recently neutered tgirl playing with her empty ballsack.

Yeah I'm thinking that its dope asf that the river turns rocks smooth

you learn something new everyday. unless you're a historian. then you learn something old

ITS MOTHERFUCKING HALOWEEN AGAIN BABY WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🎃🎃

at some point in your life you will be boiling fruit, water, sugar, and lemon juice in a pot to make a syrup or jam. the instructions will tell you to simmer for a certain amt of time. your timer will go off and you will look at the pot and go, "hm, this doesn't look thick enough. maybe i'll let it go for another 10 minutes." this is the devil speaking. it's only so liquid right now because it is at boiling point. it will thicken when it cools down. learn from the follies of my youth and do not let this happen to you

at some point in your life you will be making a sauce or a stew in which you need to add cornstarch to thicken it. and you will prepare a slurry of starch in cold water and think "this looks like way too little starch to thicken this amount of liquid." this is the devil speaking. cornstarch instantly polymerizes at 95°C and if you add too much it will turn into an impossibly thick goop.

at some point in your life you will be making some sort of cream based dessert that requires gelatin to thicken it. and you will soak some gelatin sheets in water and think "this is too few gelatin sheets for this amount of cream." this is the devil speaking. it will thicken in the fridge and if you add too much you will end up with milk jelly

at some point in your life you will be baking cookies. you will take the sheet out after twelve minutes as the recipe instructs and the cookies will still be glistening and soft. "these don't seem cooked enough," you will think to yourself, "i should place them back into the oven until their edges are nice and golden." this is the devil talking. this is how you get dry, overdone cookies. the cookies will continue to bake on the warm sheet for several more minutes and then harden up after sitting on a rack for a while. trust the process. trust the process.

at some point in your life you will be adding a small pasta to a soup and you will think "that is not enough small pasta." this is the devil talking. the pasta will absorb the stock and expand. this is how you end up with a soup that is a solid mass of soggy ditalini.

At some point in your life you will be adding garlic to a dish and you will think "that is not enough garlic." These are angels speaking. They are correct. Add more garlic.

kind of in awe that the "is fetish gear ok to wear at pride events" shit is ongoing in 2026 like its literally fine 😭 if someone brings kids to a pride parade they aren't gonna be traumatized seeing someone in a harness or even shirtless or whatever like genuinely who caressssss.... when i was a kid just going to anime conventions people sold fetish gear there and it didn't bother me, like

to be so honest can we stop pretending that kids don't already know about sex or fetishes

This doesn’t sound like it was composed by a human

That’s ‘cause it was composed by the spider wizard

I would feel weird about reblogging the post again but shout out to gay little shorts with visible girldick bulge. Sound of the summer.

i think people need to stop saying caucasian