XCU-57 Combat Unit "Artemis"

you really do meet some of the loveliest people talking about blood and sex on the internet

(starting pointless discourse on purpose) ngl i don’t think you’re a real Portal fan unless you play the Half-Life games. you can really tell that people only want cozy cottagecore lesbians instead of armed revolutions smh smh

trans people don't need to hear your justifications for still enjoying harry potter in 2026 stop looking for forgiveness where you're not going to get it

btw i’ve never seen pacific rim but i had a dream last night that there was a new pacific rim movie and the kaiju and the big robots were fighting and there were all these gratuitous shots of them stepping directly on cybertrucks with the drivers still inside them and in an interview guillermo del toro said that those were his favorite shots in the entire movie

(spent too long on Tumblr voice) actually the status quo is okay! It's okay to be the status quo! you don't have to be anything besides the status quo! #statusquoaffirmation #statusquosafe

When you go to the doctor's office, if you're a woman, they should give you a gun to use on the doctor if they dismiss your problem. Same if you're fat. Fat women get two guns in case the doctor really deserves it

noncon friendship

Coworkers

Your friend’s boyfriend

Post canceled prev is a terf

Life is too short to have sex you don’t like. Be gross, be weird, don’t do it at all if it’s not for you. Expand your definition of sex. Remove yourself from things that don’t feel good. Find positions and kinks and toys that work for you. Don’t let anyone tell you that sex needs to happen a certain way or happen at all. Orgasms are optional. Involving your genitals is optional. Everything is optional. Do what you like to do and respect what other people do and don’t like to do. Good sex doesn’t make you feel bad about yourself. You deserve to have pleasure in ways that work for you.

free use is kind of a funny kink bc it relies on the idea that everybody wants to touch you and have sex with you but what if they don't. what if you tell everybody at the party you're free use but they all ignore you and mind their own business

We were able to get the down payment finished! Unfortunately not by enough that we'll have like, food and gas

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i hate australian people they need a dumb fucking nickname for every single word. can’t even get in a car accident without some australian asshole coming up to you and saying “oh gotcha self in a carblammy there aintcha mate” kill yourself and go to hell

masturbating is boring i need to edge myself in someone's mouth

the problem is i take forever to cum so idk where i'm gonna find someone who wants to be a fucktoy/cockwarmer for multiple hours at a time :/ just doesn't seem feasible :/ like who would even enjoy that