XCU-57 Combat Unit "Artemis"

If a trans girl tells you that she wants to start dressing more femme and your response is "but you're conforming to gender stereotypes" then she is entitled to punch you in the face as hard as she wants

Also, if a trans girl says she wants to go on hormones and your response is "but you're still valid if you don't get hrt" then she is also entitled to punch your face as hard as she wants

reblog this version you fucking cowards

I just learned yesterday that watermelons could explode when overripe and then today one exploded in my kitchen. So I guess I'll never learn anything new ever again just to be safe.

i can't eat half of these but ok.

Both of us are physically allergic to half of that stuff, please be more considerate

you eat everything in yummy world

alternating between nodding and shaking my head while looking at the office lady fanart so spectators become privy to my inner dilemma which is that while i appreciate the pencil skirt/pantyhose/panties/white blouse/pumps uniform i cannot admire the idea of them being subjected to the soulless slog of white collar office jobs

we are never going to be free until it literally doesnt matter whether a person is ugly or not

Alright your Discord avatar and tumblr avatar are locked in a closet for 7 minutes ala 7 Minutes In Heaven. What happens

Love the bot summoning incantation

it’s weird that professional letters are supposed to start with “dear.” i don’t even call my mom that

my darling hiring manager. my springtime rose. if hired i will bring a strong work ethic to this position

@holidaygirl-12-25

just once I want to see a good post critiquing makeup culture that doesn’t turn out to be made by some janky radfem blog

Really, five products could work, even 3. Just frame the face, eyes, lips, and you’re done.

I would really just suggest some powder foundation, concealer, mascara and lipgloss/lipstick, or tbh just mascara works too, but that’s up to you

I’m sorry if I didn’t express this clearly enough in the original post but I’m not really looking for more concise makeup regiments. my intention was to point out how it’s Bad that makeup is considered a bare minimum at all, regardless of individual feelings on the matter

Really the only makeup you need is eyeliner but that’s just my personal opinion

Official graveyard post

stop telling people I’m dead

So full that i see my giant roast chicken as a man stranded on a raft with me