XCU-57 Combat Unit "Artemis"

Just got back from a kink party with a super high lesbian, and within that transbian, density. It turns out sex parties work on playground rules: if you go "Hi what's your name, do you want to play?!" very enthusiastically you get to go to the special play place and play put your mouths on each other.

Had to do like half a dozen QTEs not to mutter out 'I love you' while a goth girl fucked my mouth, we're reaching "I'm so glad I didn't kill myself after high school" levels previously only theoretically achievable.

It turns out wearing a collar and leash to an event like this as a switch is a high value move, because if you ever see a girl look at you like a fawn you can just unclip the collar from your own neck and put it on hers.

I am counting the 7/11 taquitos after four hours of high energy activity with strobing lights and pounding bass and zero food as another hookup in retrospect.

i have a very controversial deltarune theory about what the knight really is.

@holidaygirl-12-25

I will figure out your body’s resonant frequency and play a drum solo that will dissolve you

The problem with nuclear power plants is that you would want the workers to observe the processes carefully to avoid disaster, however nuclear power plants generate energy by boiling water, so the plant technicians can’t watch what’s happening or the water won’t boil due to the Watchpot Phenomenon. Thankfully scientists have overcome this hurdle in recent decades by squinting so the water thinks their eyes are closed and that it isn’t being watched

Terry Pratchett couldn't have written it better.

Y’know this is the second time someone has compared this post to Terry Pratchett, I’m honestly really honored

I fell into a coma after developing severe anemia and woke up to the sound of explosions and my little siblings crying.

My heart is breaking because donations have dropped so much.

please help aboud and his family!!!

It’s 7 a.m., and I still can’t sleep. The thought of how I’ll afford my treatment keeps me awake.

mysterio is such a faggot

you cant be talking like that spider baby

have you seen him hes like if a supervillain fell into a vat of radioactive theatre kids

they should put ethernet ports on smartphones

for sex reasons obviously

so you can connect them together with that short pink ethernet cable that i cant find images of

freaks on a leash

they kiss