XCU-57 Combat Unit "Artemis"

This is legitimately the funniest thing ive ever seen

I just hope that one day I can get my neopussy destroyed by a girl trying to get me pregnant. or multiple girls. is that so much to ask for.

Minesweeper is like actually such a peak casual game

creepy stalker mom who’s successfully tracked down the baby she gave up for adoption x weird awkward trans girl who’s developed a remarkably intense crush on this new, older regular at work

It's always kinda crazy to me whenever i see "turn your tap off while you're brushing your teeth" listed in like a list of tips to reduce water usage cause like what do you mean there are people that just leave the tap going while brushing their teeth. If you're not actively using tbe water you turn the fucking tap off thats so obvious. It's like if i read a book on budgeting and one of the tips was to stop burning 100 dollar bills for warmth in the winter like who the fuck does that

"tme/tma is a binary!!" yes that's how oppression descriptors fucking work dipshit. you're either the intended target for discrimination or you're not. you don't fucking transcend oppression just because you're nonbinary or intersex

Whatttt is with the tendency of Tumblr users to seek absolution from every single person who offhandedly posts about disagreeing with something they do

I say this not unkindly, but firmly: to function as a member of a social species, you have to get comfortable with the idea that not everyone will like you