XCU-57 Combat Unit "Artemis"

@holidaygirl-12-25 is this true? idk ive never had a dryer

Would it be considered “gay” to go for a walk in the evening?

yes like obviously

sometimes its like. i would love to not have to think about gender and misogyny all the time but on account of us living on the Gender and Misogyny Planet i cant do that. so

warping back to firelink after spending two hours trying to beat Dancer of The Boreal Valley and when you turn around from the bonfire the Firekeeper is sitting on the steps with her skirt pulled up and is just absolutely going wild on her hog jacking off louder and sloppier than anyone has ever jacked off in history and she doesn't stop as you go about your chores in the shrine because she's blind and doesn't notice you enter and it's obvious from the mess and the way Karla and the shrine handmaiden react that she's been at this the whole time you've been gone

asking for donations is not exploiting anyone. it is, in fact, entirely voluntary!

one day, one of us will be the first to get an ultrasound and hear her doctor say "congratulations, it's a boy" and i hope more than anything that it's safe for her to wince

ok does anybody on the planet earth think of a single thing besides a person with their ass in the front of their body when they hear the name of this music group the front bottoms is there something i'm missing here am i alone in this this has haunted me for years please someone help

like seriously does this evoke anything to anyone aside from a band of musicians united by the fact that their pelvises are backwards and their ass cheeks face forward. standing on stage playing instruments with their pants on backwards

I've heard this used as slang for the vagina

In love with this random guy who had a lock slapped on his storage unit for not paying its rental and not only did he ignore management and took his stuff out without paying, but also chose to steal the lock itself and send it to the LockPickingLawyer along with a confession letter

@theoutcastrogue

People always focus on the "lockpicking" part of his name and ignore that the lockpicking lawyer is, indeed, a lawyer, and can tell you exactly which crimes you committed in getting this lock to him