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Wally: do you think if you drank enough perfume your sweat would turn into perfume Dick, trying to sleep: shut the fuck up

Wally: goodnight Dick: night Wally: love you Dick: hate you

Dick: whats going on? Wally: Roy wont play with me Wally: so im going to play with myself Dick: Roy: Wally: the joke was masturbation

Wally: youre just a piss boy Roy: sometimes Roy: i wish you werent alive

Wally: im gonna go play RE9 for my hot dilf Wally: playing one handed's gonna be a challenge Wally: but i think i'll manage Garth: why would you be playing one handed? Wally: Garth: Wally: Garth: OH-

Garth: imagine if we played minecraft but with proximity chat Roy: i'd build my house far away from you

Irey: *wanders over to Jai* Wally: dont lick him, honey Irey: *licks Jai* Wally: im sorry, buddy

Dick, about Roy: i'd fuck him Wally: raise your standards

Tim: you dont know that! Dick: yeah, we could just be quirky! Jason: the "quirk" is autism

Jason: i prefer people think me an imbecile Jason: cause then they dont expect anything of me Dick: exactly! Jason: yeah but youre actually stupid

Steph: but do you know about the things Tim knows about? Dick: i dont know the things Tim knows about Dick: because i dont read omegaverse fics

Roy: i feel dainty Wally: you shouldnt

Dick: you love me Roy, on one knee: i really dont

Tim: sorry Steph Tim: Dick's been annoying me for the past three hours Dick: i have not! Dick: ive been my usual, lovely self! Steph: ah! annoying

Tim: do you think we'll be killed Kon, just waking up: huh?? Tim: oh sorry forgot to elaborate