this is my enrichment time

we need more pathetic female characters written by authors who don't hate women

to be clear since this is making the rounds: she has to be an absolute loser in no way that can be pinned on her gender. no "i'm just a girl tee-hee" stuff. straight up just a loser (nondenominational)

addendum: she must be the most important person in the whole narrative

This is the FUNNIEST SHIT I HAVE EVER SEEN

Reblogging for cultural enrichment

chappell roan and severance… we’ve never been so back

i want the world to stop for like 1 year so i can rest

A woman’s place is on the battlefield

so you think women should die

funny how you immediately assumed the women would lose the battle….misogynist much?

you’re right i will reflect on my behavior. sorry women

the people hating on the Cobel solo ep r crazy bc for me one of the biggest mysteries of the show has ALWAYS been "wtf is up with that absolute freak?" She is so deeply strange and captivating. Finding out the specific kind of madness that has been motivating her methods has haunted me since she was talking about de-icing her stoop, and now we know! child soldier PhD student mourning both her mother and her stolen IP!!! THATS why she's crazy THATS why she is so incomprehensible and strange. obsessed obsessed obsessed.

all the big reveals in severance just make so much sense. there’s never a plot twist that feels like a dumbass mindfuck. every new piece of information we learn i’m just like. of course OF COURSE. of course harmony was a child laborer with a phd who invented this evil brain surgery of course there was no other option there was no other story but this one

DIVERSITY WIN! horrifying surgical procedure where a chip is implanted in your brain, severing your work life from your personal life, effectively dividing you in two, was invented by a woman!

She was peak character design, no one has done better since

babe, are you okay? you reblogged that gifset of Helga Sinclair again

I just can't get over that after years of reddit speculation about how MDR's work must be 3-D printing brains into clones and putting souls in goats or whatever it turns out to just be...rich people trying to find a way out of the human experience. subjugating one or two or six people you will never meet to an existence of pure suffering so you don't have to be inconvenienced or feel a negative emotion ever. it could never have been anything else

you wait all week in eager anticipation to spend one hour staring at your screen with your mouth open in abject horror and then it ends and you get to wait again. now thats television.

I am extremely jealous of all the persons that got to see Ariana and Cynthia sing live bro. I don’t care if that happened to you it should’ve been me.

WHY COULDN'T IT HAVE BEEN HOBBY LOBBY