Serendipity

me: [facedown on the floor] listen everything is totally fine

people born in 2000 should be like 12-14 now. but they’re not. that’s how fucked up our world is now

The older this post gets the funnier it becomes

My cousin born in 2000 is a licensed psychologist.

that’s how fucked up our world is now

[no beers in] do you think im ever going to belong somewhere

Don't worry the audience extrapolated it back out. You zip the file and communicate it, they unzip it.

This is the best explanation of the reader's contribution to art I've ever heard.

step 1: mitosis

“you’re allowed to relax, you know” unfortunately i cannot do that. Otherwise they will get me

I bet there's at least one guy who uses a wheelchair who became a sneakerhead just for the laughs. Wearing pristine bright white brand shoes like "if you let your shoes touch the ground you're a bitch. If you keep them on display and never wear them, you're a coward. I'm the only one doing this correctly. Fuck you, get on my level."

In Love Game in Eastern Fantasy, everyone gives the "fake" cultivator grief for selling mosquito repelling talismans as protection talismans. This messy man is doing more to prevent the spread of disease in ancient china than any demon catcher. In this essay I will -