i watched my brother drop a remote on his foot and the only thing he said was “i am so sick of being alive”

Tiny furry philosopher

oh my god

What fucking willy wonka school do these people go to where they can bring FUCKING SLEEPY PUPPIES

HOW THE FUCK DID IT GOT THERE

The mom is so pissed

The mom is like I told yo stupid ass not to go over there but look what your stupid ass did

poor lil wobbly legs wanted to be a flower

how the frick are those noises even real

y’all,

YALL

H & M just shitted on my whole life

this is what 2016 needed

THIS IS HOW YOU ADVERTISE!!!!!

I love the sound of the innocent laughing.

😂😂

This is what I imagine having children is like

is that a property brother

It was

are you gonna pick those penne noodles out of the boiling water one by one like a man, or are you gonna use a strainer like some kind of democrat?

when people say my name im like.   cant believe i exist

tonight i went to a trump protest march and at one point hundreds of people were chanting ‘he can’t build the wall…his hands are too small’ and i wanted u to kno 

is this post secret

That’s because your smile in that selfie outshines the Galaxy (the kitten is cute too)