wish i could have been a fly on the wall for THAT conversation! not because i wanted to hear it or anything but because i'd be a lil buuuuug

walter white in his underwear with the pistol readying to face the sirens, quietly to himself: this is my fight song. my walter white song

Let's all Get Bald and Play with Our Synthesisers #BrianEnoSummer

Sober as fuck at the back of the club going onto Wikipedia and typing "List of birds"

i hate it when people mistake "etymology" with "entomology." like, i know where they coming from but it still bugs me

maybe next year instead of amateur fireworks on every block for hours and hours we can try holding up a single beautiful flower

I love gay people theres a guy in my neighborhood who named his one singular dog “simon and garfunkel”