The FlyingShoppingCart's home, or something!

preschool field trip to the hydraulic press I'm so excited

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

Free service with no ads: either the beautiful, regal library or similar collection of knowledge (e.g. wikipedia, internet archives, etc.) or the dastardly and nefarious service whose profit is in the form of collecting your data

Public libraries absolutely work on the “paid service with no ads” model. The money to pay for it comes from taxes. And a lot of town governments are REALLY resentful that they have to allocate tax money to pay for it. So if you want this free service to remain free and available, you need to make sure to be attentive to local politics! Vote in local elections and learn your mayor’s/select board members’/city council’s policies and call them and BOTHER THEM ABOUT HOW MUCH YOU LOVE THE LIBRARY!

i'm still mad they killed E3. if they're gonna release a string of commercials the least they could do to get me to watch is to perform a self-humiliation ritual of their c-suite executives on stage try to seem cool. They don't even wear gamer T-shirt and blazer anymore.

Concept: a mermaid who collects human artifacts, but, like, exclusively objects that humans have dramatically cast into the sea in moments of high emotion, catharsis, or personal revelation. Each item is carefully mounted above a little index card that outlines the circumstances of its hurling in terse, clinical prose.

How many outdated cellphones does she have from businessmen who realize that Family is more important?

Fewer than you’d think. For a variety of fascinating demographic and cultural reasons, importance-of-family cell phones are considerably more likely to be hurled into lakes than oceans. She’s co-authored a paper on the subject that’s due to be published next month.

I hope it’s been pier reviewed