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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
trying on a metaphor
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
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@theartofmadeline
Show & Tell
Three Goblin Art
JBB: An Artblog!
cherry valley forever
hello vonnie
Stranger Things
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we're not kids anymore.
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RMH
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
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@flyingincandescent
turns Larkspur and Darkspur into each other for five minutes
Fuck you magic anon.
I'm almost scared to ask what happened Lark...
Had a shitty dream where we switched places.
It turns out that it really fucking sucks to recover from chemotherapy!
Also they managed to kill at least one person with a banana while looking like me.
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turns Larkspur and Darkspur into each other for five minutes
Fuck you magic anon.
I love giving my outfits to Shadow hehe
turns Larkspur red for five minutes
wh-what the fuck is going on here?!
...apparently somebody installed a red tint mod on my computer glasses.
turns Larkspur red for five minutes
wh-what the fuck is going on here?!
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saw a post on bluesky about reimagining The Iliad as a mecha war and that idea goes unbelievably hard. achilles in his legally distinct gundam cutting through dozens of enemy suits. aggamemnon in his gold-plated mech. paris using a long range sniper rifle to exploit a design flaw in achilles' armor. the gods are all various megacorps who have a stake in the war bc it'll impact their profits.
what's the worst shape of pasta.
there is no such type of pasta. it's like women: they're all the best
Spaghetti. Fight me.
Angel Hair is worse spaghetti.
yea, I'm gonna have to agree with angel hair. It activates my gag reflex when I try to eat it because it's too damn thin.
There's a kind of automatic process by which we take things attached to us to be part of us. I see it talked about as related to the philosophy of 'cyborgs'. At first while you're carrying a heavy object, you might bump it into the wall as you pass, but if you wear your hair a certain way for long enough, eventually your brain will understand that to be how tall you are, and adjust calculations to account for it. Body image is not static, but adapts as needed. Thus, I understand why you keep banging your horns on doorways, but that's really no cause for alarm. You keep insisting that this isn't who you are, but before too long your brain will update and you'll get used to it. At that point in time, once you adjust, that'll be an interesting moment. I'm curious to see whether your sense of identity will update before or after that day.
Oh fuck ! The grief is inescapable! Oh ! the love too is also inevitable!
big fan of the recent trend ive noticed of people adding flaming text of the original word over censored words in posts. do NOT sanitize the internet. say fuck with your chest
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"The horrors persist but so do libraries, books, iced coffee, sunsets, trees, the word 'fuck', the moon and the sea."
This kills me every time
The boulder pushing punishment is iconic. But I think more people should know the reason Sisyphus was punished to begin with, which was for cheating death, twice.
The first time he cheated death, Sisyphus had just angered Zeus by revealing the location of the Asopid Aegina whom Zeus abducted. Which is super valid, fuck Zeus.
Sisyphus knew that Zeus would send the god of death Thanatos after him, so he prepared a trap and trapped Thanatos in the chains meant for him.
After that, nothing on Earth was able to die so long as Thanatos was in chains. Which meant no animals could be sacrificed to the gods. This angered the gods, who made Sisyphus' life so miserable with pain and illness that he would beg for death. And so he released Thanatos.
But then came the second time Sisyphus cheated death. As he was dying, he asked his wife to dump his naked corpse in the middle of the public square. Denied a proper burial, his soul ended up on the far side of the river Styx, unable to cross.
He complained to Hades and Persephone about how his wife disrespected him, and begged them to let him return briefly to the world of the living to scold her and make her bury him properly. They agreed, and Sisyphus returned to life. He then embraced his wife, and refused to return to the Underworld.
It's only when he finally died of old age that he was sent to Tartarus and punished with the boulder.
I don't remember where I've seen it, but I like the interpretation that Sisyphus doesn't have to push the boulder. He can choose to stay in Tartarus and rest. But he was promised that if he managed to push the boulder to the top of the mountain, he'll ascend to Elysium.
And Sisyphus, in his stubbornness and cleverness, refuses to give up on a challenge.
One must indeed imagine Sisyphus happy, planning and scheming about how he'll cheat the gods next.
Are you saying hades and persephone gave him enrichment in his enclosure
Rayquaza by Lunarurum
funny shit in the dungeon crashers memo
Vanilla Extract
FUCK YOU ALL.
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funny shit in the dungeon crashers memo
I fear “I Have No Mouth & I Must Carol” isn’t gonna win the ugly sweater design contest at the company holiday party
You good, Gracidea?
Affirmative. This subroutine only activates during December. Fortunately I am able to exhaust it via yule festivities.
