um, hey

Apple fanboys also always say “you can buy a dongle to have an audio jack” but listen. I have a dongle. I live with the dongle. I carry the dongle with me every day. I wouldn’t wish the dongle on my worst enemy. It is so long, and white. It’s humiliating. There’s a penis metaphor in there somewhere for someone who has the ability to feel emasculated. It’s bad for me, and it’s bad for the Apple brand. Owning the dongle is a daily admission that I bought an incomplete device. Also, the dongle doesn’t survive well in a pocket

People have laughed at my dongle!

straight men enduring 24/7 sexual assault each other in order to not be labeled faggots is honestly the best example of how masculinity operates. the other day before work a coworker fr shoved a finger in another coworker's ass (above pants) as one of their little "ha ha you're gay" jokes. fuck is wrong with them. equal parts disgusted and fascinated by their behaviour.

of course these people are fucked up and unable to hold healthy relationships grounded in mutual respect! they're constantly assaulting and being assaulted by their friends just to Not Be Gay/Like A Girl!!!

the biggest reason men refuse to recognize a lot of what they do to women as sexual harassment/assault is bc of their misogyny and wanting to maintain our power over women, 100%. BUT can i just point out that maybe a smaller but not-insignificant reason might also be that they can't even recognize sexual assault when other men do it to them???? i didn't tell that coworker bc he's an asshole, but i have had to tell other guys at work "hey what they're doing to you is terrible and you shouldn't have to put up with it you know" which most of them hadn't ever been told before because """""roughhousing""""" is part of that "boys will be boys" thing that makes everyone ignore our abuse

"boys will be boys" okay well maybe boys should be shot

digs a surreptitious hole

digs a secretive hole

digs a hidden hole

digs a confidential hole

digs a restricted hole

digs an undisclosed hole

digs a clandestine hole

im cute and everybody loves me

if u reblog this post, the above statement will be about u

@victoriansecret I found your friend!!!

making my onlinepresence 1% more dutch by making more words into compoundwords when applicable by dutch grammaticalrules. my awesome new typingquirk

"it's inscrutable" maybe to you it is. I scrute it all the time

i scrute the milkfish

reading dnis is a great way to learn words that no one has ever used and might not even be real

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time

I'm so old i remember when people liked using Windows