Flying Cows And Yellow Cars

What are they

dirty

Bad at drinking milk

Exactly this. Every single word of this 😂

expected Boomer joke, pleasantly surprised

Remember that guy on vine that would climb around shirtless with flowers on his head, and he’d keep saying “my berries.” But then it turned out he was a CIA plant put on Vine to track down leftist activists who were active on the app?

i literally just found out about the “girl from ‘is this allowed’ vine was really making out with a mannequin” controversy and now this? this is ruinedchildhood for millennials.

i’m sorry my berries guy was what now

A nice young Italian man I guess. I made this up for notes.

oh my god dkfjdhgksdjk

my sister just told me to lock the windows…..but i don’t have a sister?

My windows told me to lock my sister…. But I don’t have windows?

it's not funny arbitreneart there's a ghost in my house i can die omg

if you die you can be friends with the ghost!

lock your doors ashstfu

my name's not ashstfu

do you know where can i download season 4 of the office

haha smoke weed

what the fuck is going on in this post

i bought a hoodie dress and i want to stay in it forever now

ooh wow what color

its beige and gives off academia vibes i have never loved a piece of clothing like this

yeah i killed a man once

yeah i have a karambit named lilith

i eat children

I once talked to a deaf kid in sign language and said "I can eat your soup or your soul, you choose" and that kid like ran away like wtf?? Why would you run away

this post made me realize how boring I am

This reminds me very much of kintsugi.

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from grammatical context I feel it is more likely anon was implying that environmental racism is when plants are bigoted, which if anything is funnier

Legends only