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Something incredibly sad and disheartening about academic dishonesty in essay-writing not being cool anymore because of AI. Back in the day you used to have to use your brain to be academically dishonest - pretend to interview someone imaginary and forge the signature, performatively cite (Zheng, 2018, pg. 14) and hope nobody followed up on it, look your tutor right in the eye and tell them you had food poisoning and needed an extension when you were just hungover. Now academic dishonestly means you're just getting some robot to chug fifteen litres of water and lie to you. Truly a cigarettes-to-vapes level of bad tech making shit uncool.

killing myself is BACK ON THE TO DO LIST.

Charles Leclerc is the type of girl you see on instagram who posts a carousel of her fuckass toxic evil boyfriend and says 'happy eight year anniversary babe 💕💕💕 there are ups and downs but we always come back stronger ❤️' and the 'ups and downs' she's talking about is him robbing and setting fire to a gas station. but like her fuckass toxic evil boyfriend is Formula One Team Scuderia HP Ferrari.

oh so you're a real hater? you're on par with nico rosberg when presented with the chance to hate on sebastian vettel? you're out here saying the equivalent to "and vettel my god what a DARK day for him surely one of the DARKEST in his WHOLE career to put it in the WALL here at his LEGENDARY home track AND where he's NEVER won before" with a big fat smile on your face? no? thats what i thought.

here's the thing if for the rest of the season the mercedes are obviously far and away faster than the other cars and/or the mclaren struggles i will happily support the gr1 campaign. but if car 81 is anywhere close. if oscar has a chance. i will cast a magic spell to turn george russell into a little dog and steal him away and put a bow on him and trap him in a purse forever i will do anything to clear the path

im like roman roy. in a way

Maybe if I just work harder, this empty cup will pour again

Maybe the cup needs a bit of time to rest and refill?

Maybe the cup needs to lock the fuck in???

not enough secret gardens and hidden passageways and bookshelves that open to a mysterious library these days. get working on that girls.

on it boss

trapped in the catacombs boss

to MCLAREN???????????

im having f1 withdrawls, specifically oscar piastri race leader overtake king withdrawals

someone put george russel on suicide watch today, lord that guy is having oscar qatar'25 lvls of suicide energy ozzing out of him

Oscar Piastri making a joke point 5 seconds after leaving the car … you just know this absolute goddamn loser spent three thirds of the race workshopping while he was 10 seconds down in P2 with a 2 second gap to P3 he had nothing else to do but plan this abysmal joke … what a fucking loser … I am enamored and enchanted

oscar has spent the last two weeks working on his comedy, one of my new fav radio messages