Love is The Fucking Answer, son

Calling someone a DILF when they have no children is embarrassing. Being a father is a pretty crucial component of being a Dad I’d Like to Fuck

8 hours of decent sleep will have you thinking things like 'i am a beautiful horse and i will never die'

2 hours of bad sleep will have you thinking things like 'i am a stranded whale and i need to be covered in dynamite in an ill-advised attempt to clear the beach'

forgot to leave a note for my doordasher to bring a blunt weapon to get past the catacomb skeletons so congrats to whichever necromancer is about to get my banh mi i guess

you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.

"Write character relationships that are normal" WRONG ☝ CODEPENDENCY BEAM 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

i’m not flopping i’m niche ok

they should come up with a positive snake that does something good when it bites you. so it's not just venom every time

at least the colour green exists

I have GOT to stop spending $30

you really do meet some of the loveliest people talking about blood and sex on the internet

brought nothing to the gun fight. whatever man

not all art needs to be profound. art can just be silly. art can just be an expression of a feeling you can’t name. art can just be for funsies.

forgive the version of you that didn’t know any better