Mel Brooks on taking studio notes:
In situations like this, I feel like it's extremely unlikely that the executive cares one way or another; he's just trying to "big dog" you; and if you push back, he'll big dog you all the harder.
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Mel Brooks on taking studio notes:
In situations like this, I feel like it's extremely unlikely that the executive cares one way or another; he's just trying to "big dog" you; and if you push back, he'll big dog you all the harder.

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Observed today:
Two little girls playing gently with a daddy long legs.
Girl 1: can it die?
Girl 2, in a calm happy even tone: of course. Like all living things it can and must die.

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kangaroo: oh i am going to absolutely kick the shit out of that.
Obsessed with the way the kangaroo runs straight at them and attacks like a hostile mob in a survival game
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like it's genuinely absurd how every post by an aro person going "Hey, it's kind of fucked up that marriage is the only way to access certain rights and privileges" gets people coming out of the woodwork to say "You idiot! Don't you know that marriage is important?! It's the only way to access certain rights and privileges!"
like . . . yeah. they do know that. that is in fact the problem.