Most Normal FNAF Fan

Oh God, the next issue is the fucking “Black Manta is evil because of autism” thing.

So, they’re going the direction of “Black Manta evil because of the abuse he experienced as an *autistic child” rather than “Black Manta evil because autism”. It’s still quite ableist (Aquaman’s about to use his magic water hand to unautism him, somehow), but it seems well-intentioned.

Adam Scott is using a flamethrower on an evil wind-up monkey toy, so I know this movie’s going to be great.

This is probably the only time I’ll feel bad for Bill.

You can tell this was based on Steven King because Maine and childhood trauma.

Also the adults suck. Like, Babysitter Annie is the most component adult in this movie (as of now).

Aunt Ida is a real one. She’s woken up by a strange noise in the middle of the night and grabs a gun. She doesn’t fuck around.

I like about how Hal takes responsibility for being a deadbeat when his boss says that his ex-wife probably sucks and that’s why he only sees his kid once a year.

Elijah Wood’s here! The real message of this movie is that if you’re a deadbeat father, Elijah Wood’s going to adopt your kid.

I love Petey, he’s great.

This film can be interpreted as an allegory for being a incest survivor if you squint—

Just give Ricky the monkey, it’s his replacement dad :(

Hal is somehow a better dad to Ricky than Petey.

Side note, but I don’t like that the sole Black character in this film is an air headed vaper.

Adam Scott is using a flamethrower on an evil wind-up monkey toy, so I know this movie’s going to be great.

This is probably the only time I’ll feel bad for Bill.

You can tell this was based on Steven King because Maine and childhood trauma.

Also the adults suck. Like, Babysitter Annie is the most component adult in this movie (as of now).

Aunt Ida is a real one. She’s woken up by a strange noise in the middle of the night and grabs a gun. She doesn’t fuck around.

I like about how Hal takes responsibility for being a deadbeat when his boss says that his ex-wife probably sucks and that’s why he only sees his kid once a year.

Elijah Wood’s here! The real message of this movie is that if you’re a deadbeat father, Elijah Wood’s going to adopt your kid.

I love Petey, he’s great.

This film can be interpreted as an allegory for being a incest survivor if you squint—

Just give Ricky the monkey, it’s his replacement dad :(

Hal is somehow a better dad to Ricky than Petey.

Adam Scott is using a flamethrower on an evil wind-up monkey toy, so I know this movie’s going to be great.

This is probably the only time I’ll feel bad for Bill.

You can tell this was based on Steven King because Maine and childhood trauma.

Also the adults suck. Like, Babysitter Annie is the most component adult in this movie (as of now).

Aunt Ida is a real one. She’s woken up by a strange noise in the middle of the night and grabs a gun. She doesn’t fuck around.

I like about how Hal takes responsibility for being a deadbeat when his boss says that his ex-wife probably sucks and that’s why he only sees his kid once a year.

Elijah Wood’s here! The real message of this movie is that if you’re a deadbeat father, Elijah Wood’s going to adopt your kid.

I love Petey, he’s great.

This film can be interpreted as an allegory for being a incest survivor if you squint—

Just give Ricky the monkey, it’s his replacement dad :(

sorry, i need more people to watch the monkey. imagine you 🫵 try to kill your twin using a freaky toy your deadbeat dad left behind with no clue where it comes from or how it totally works but then you accidentally kill your mom. instead of this horrible event brining you guys closer, your twin develops an intense hatred and rage that makes him lose his mind and you’re both complete losers obsessed with this monkey in two different ways. and elijah wood says you aren’t shit and he’s adopting your son. all this happened to my good friend hal shelburn

Adam Scott is using a flamethrower on an evil wind-up monkey toy, so I know this movie’s going to be great.

This is probably the only time I’ll feel bad for Bill.

You can tell this was based on Steven King because Maine and childhood trauma.

Also the adults suck. Like, Babysitter Annie is the most component adult in this movie (as of now).

Aunt Ida is a real one. She’s woken up by a strange noise in the middle of the night and grabs a gun. She doesn’t fuck around.

I like about how Hal takes responsibility for being a deadbeat when his boss says that his ex-wife probably sucks and that’s why he only sees his kid once a year.

Elijah Wood’s here! The real message of this movie is that if you’re a deadbeat father, Elijah Wood’s going to adopt your kid.

I love Petey, he’s great.

This film can be interpreted as an allegory for being a incest survivor if you squint—

Just give Ricky the monkey, it’s his replacement dad :(

Adam Scott is using a flamethrower on an evil wind-up monkey toy, so I know this movie’s going to be great.

This is probably the only time I’ll feel bad for Bill.

You can tell this was based on Steven King because Maine and childhood trauma.

Also the adults suck. Like, Babysitter Annie is the most component adult in this movie (as of now).

Aunt Ida is a real one. She’s woken up by a strange noise in the middle of the night and grabs a gun. She doesn’t fuck around.

I like about how Hal takes responsibility for being a deadbeat when his boss says that his ex-wife probably sucks and that’s why he only sees his kid once a year.

Elijah Wood’s here! The real message of this movie is that if you’re a deadbeat father, Elijah Wood’s going to adopt your kid.

I love Petey, he’s great.

This film can be interpreted as an allegory for being a incest survivor if you squint—

Adam Scott is using a flamethrower on an evil wind-up monkey toy, so I know this movie’s going to be great.

This is probably the only time I’ll feel bad for Bill.

You can tell this was based on Steven King because Maine and childhood trauma.

Also the adults suck. Like, Babysitter Annie is the most component adult in this movie (as of now).

Aunt Ida is a real one. She’s woken up by a strange noise in the middle of the night and grabs a gun. She doesn’t fuck around.

I like about how Hal takes responsibility for being a deadbeat when his boss says that his ex-wife probably sucks and that’s why he only sees his kid once a year.

Elijah Wood’s here! The real message of this movie is that if you’re a deadbeat father, Elijah Wood’s going to adopt your kid.

I love Petey, he’s great.

Adam Scott is using a flamethrower on an evil wind-up monkey toy, so I know this movie’s going to be great.

This is probably the only time I’ll feel bad for Bill.

You can tell this was based on Steven King because Maine and childhood trauma.

Also the adults suck. Like, Babysitter Annie is the most component adult in this movie (as of now).

Aunt Ida is a real one. She’s woken up by a strange noise in the middle of the night and grabs a gun. She doesn’t fuck around.

I like about how Hal takes responsibility for being a deadbeat when his boss says that his ex-wife probably sucks and that’s why he only sees his kid once a year.

Elijah Wood’s here! The real message of this movie is that if you’re a deadbeat father, Elijah Wood’s going to adopt your kid.

Adam Scott is using a flamethrower on an evil wind-up monkey toy, so I know this movie’s going to be great.

This is probably the only time I’ll feel bad for Bill.

You can tell this was based on Steven King because Maine and childhood trauma.

Also the adults suck. Like, Babysitter Annie is the most component adult in this movie (as of now).

Aunt Ida is a real one. She’s woken up by a strange noise in the middle of the night and grabs a gun. She doesn’t fuck around.

I like about how Hal takes responsibility for being a deadbeat when his boss says that his ex-wife probably sucks and that’s why he only sees his kid once a year.