🏳️‍⚧️ Skeleton Divine Death Blast 🏳️‍⚧️

girlknight who complains about having to wear a chainmail bikini because it offers such poor protection, not realizing it's for sex until her princess starts humping her leg

2000-2002 Saturn SL1

its shorts actualy

make sex bets with your friends all the time for any reason. escalate them, double or nothing, harder odds for higher payout. put your dignity on the line so you can claim the dignity of others. it's like gambling but awesome.

GERONIMO FUCKIN STILTON!???!

oh I'm fuckin stilton alright

Sorry that we turned our found family dynamic into a weird sex thing. We will do it again.

Haters will see you put on a condom and say he can’t afford to raise a child

Why would you have sex with your haters randy

I’m not really in any position to be picky

Baby sphinx trying to be like mama and waylaying travelers, but all its riddles are completely non-sensical like the ones a 1st grader would tell

actually the hottest thing a woman can wear is her pair of comfy pants with no underwear and a tank top that has stains on it because she intends to stay home and can’t be bothered to find anything else.

she's doing the dishes with her hair sort of held up in a half broken clip and I pull down her pants to eat her out from the back.

we are fucked

No hope