Scolecite Fluff

i feel like no world events have been real at all since trump pt. 2 its like the seal is totally broken now and instagram can manifest physically as a location on the earth

the only grind I respect is girls grinding against each other or something. like whatever the mortar and pestle get up to

Working at a sex shop has ruined me because I was checking out a booth at a public market selling bone-shaped collar tags that said shit like “I’m lost” and “pet me” and “spoiled” and it wasn’t until I saw “I pee when I’m excited” and thought damn okay kind of hardcore that it even occurred to me that they could be for like. ACTUAL dog collars 😭😭😭

you can smoke weed after sipping cold brew on an empty stomach. there is nothing that that could ever happen to you

ugh. forget everything i’ve ever said. unless you thought it was smart or funny in which case remember it forever