You're my favourite person in the whole world

been getting really into bed recently

that’s what I’ve been saying!! <- I’ve vaguely and briefly thought about it maybe one time

Give a man a leaf and he will eat it. Teach a man to leaf and he will go away

posts that could have also been in a newspaper in 1910 on a slow day

the generational gap between me and the people my age who use chat gpt

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

fabulous 

i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.

#HAPPY GOOD FRIDAY

being an adult is always like i have to go to the store i have to go to the store i have to go to the store

sorry i wasnt listening but thats awesome unless it isnt of course

Reblog if you're hoping 2011 will be a fresh start.

women in STEM (shitty posture, tired all the time, eyebags, miserable)

no amount of budgeting will make up for the fact that we simply do not make enough money

when I see something dated 2019 I think “oh that’s not too long ago” and then I remember that 2019 was not only five years ago but those five years have somehow contained several lifetimes