outfit repeater

youtuber with a beard merch be like *silhouette of a beard*

When it shpuld be a silhouette of a cock...

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Whats not clicking

Acting like bisexuals could Never Understand gender nonconformity or gay love or homophobia or complex relationships with the opposite gender or whatever is so fucking weird and it's a breath away from some real sketchy biological essentialism Gay Gene bullshit.

This is the best summary of the corporate deflection of blame for environmental destruction onto the consumer to save face I’ve ever seen

I have so much cum on me I feel like a toaster strudel

ladies don’t forget to fill up your water bottle and put it in the fridge before you go to bed tonight so you can have a drink as soon as you wake up tomorrow. men you can die i guess

I did not wake up this morning and think I’d see a twilight post on my dash in 2018 but you know what Im not even mad

hold up Danny DeVito directed the most influential film of my childhood?

Not only directed it but starred in it, took care of Mara Wilson (Matilda) while her mother was in hospital with cancer and even managed to get an advanced copy of the movie for her to watch before she succumbed to her illness. The man is a treasure.

every times this comes around I laugh harder than the time before

This guy gets it.

same

once animal crossing adds a cooking minigame it’s truly over for us hoes

finding out picasso died in 1973 feels like the fakest thing ive ever heard. everyone talks about him like he lived in a cave with nothing but a torch and paint he made from berries or bear shit or somethin but nah this dude probably sat down watchin looney tunes thinkin “damn i should draw some dude with a nose on his forehead thatd be dope” i feel so lied to