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today is not my birthday

reblog if your birthday is not today

jarona my ass. GET YOUR TWINK SELF OUTTA MY TUMBLR FEED

They're eating my flesh!

Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?

It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! That’s a big deal! I’ve never thought about it before but now that I have, it’s ridiculous to me that that’s not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why don’t we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!

It’s July 20th. That’s the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. I’m ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and I’m going to have a goddamn potluck. You’re all invited.

Hey. Hey. Tumblr. Ides of March ppl. We can do this

Hell yeah moon holiday

Ooh coming up we should celebrate

PITCH: We call it Moon Day, and then every 7 years when it falls on a Monday, that's an even BIGGER deal and we call that Moon Day Monday and go absolutely apeshit about it (the next Moon Day Monday is in 2026 so we have a couple trial runs first)

MOON DAY MOON DAY MOON DAY

moon day is 20th July!!!

Scheduling this a day earlier to remind you all and myself about the Moon Day tomorow!

Happy moon day to all who celebrate

This is your reminder to prep for Moon Day on July 20th.

Moon day Monday is SOON!!!!!

Please reblog if you think that “they/them/theirs” is a valid set of pronouns.

this post must be reblogged by everyone

I hate ‘reblog if you think’ posts, but alas, I do in fact think that they/them/theirs is valid

some people think it’s not?

omg finally

i’m going to blow up everything forever.

You should post a post about posting posts in which you post at least one post

reblog to tell your moots that even if they disappear from the face of the earth you will always remember them.

The editing of this video is hysterical and genius- they switch between so many editing styles to reflect exactly what kind of thing they're going for in each segment its GREAT.

never stop collecting little things that make you happy! rocks! buttons! feathers! flowers! sticks! bugs! bones! never stop!

how did a crow get a tumblr

with his fuckin email and a password how’d u get here

I crawled in through the depths of the floor, actually. Too bad I'm not a crow

slime teacher: I want this essay in 12 point font Slimes New Roman

Robber teacher: I want this essay in 12 point font Crimes New Roman

wall teacher: i want this essay in 12 point font Climbs New Roman

citrus teacher: i want this essay in 12 point font Limes New Roman

poetry teacher: I want this essay in 12 point Rhymes New Roman

horology teacher: i want this essay in 12 point times new roman

Mime teacher:

herb teacher: i want this essay in 12 point Thymes New Roman

Dirt teacher: I want this essay in 12 point Grimes New Roman

Calculus teacher: I want this essay in 12 point Primes New Roman

aviation teacher: I want this essay in 12 point Flies New Roman

Finance teacher: I want this essay in 12 point Dimes New Roman

History teacher: I want this essay in 12 point Times Old Roman

FUCK. honestly just FUCK. We missed a very important day yesterday.

what was yesterday, cat?

I’m not missing it this year.

one month late for me T.T

official linguistics post