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Yesterday at work these two 12yo boys came through my line and iâm instantly like. oh Boy. Because solo children at a grocery store are always forces of chaos, good or bad
But thankfully these ones were totally pleasant, and when i asked if they wanted a receipt one of them pulled out a random fuckin receipt from his bag and asked âDo YOU???â and yâall, i lost my shit⌠What a power move. When will i ever be this funny
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Fun fact: the reason wearing seatbelts became common in the US was because kids were trained to in school, and would constantly bug their parents to wear their own seatbelts. In my momâs words, everyone was shamed by little children into behaving safely.
This is how I got my mom to quit smoking,,, by annoying the everloving shit oughta her at age 7
My 8 year old looked at a man in the airport (when I had to fly her to her Dadâs for the summer) and the sass came out in 3 ways.
First: She would constantly ask why someone wasnât wearing a mask, loudly. âItâs not like itâs hard.â
Second: Standing in line to get food she noticed ome guy behind us wasnât adhering to the 6 feet guidelines. She turned to him. âSix feet please.â He was so surprised he stepped back automatically. But then glared at me as I shrugged. âRules are rules dude. She did say please.â
Third: A woman sneezed on the other side of the terminal waiting area. She was joined by a couple other kids for this one. âIf you cough or sneeze, use your elbow please.â Honestly half of us were trembling to keep in the laughter and the others were just shocked to hear kids speak up like that.
itâs kind of established that there is no âget out of a beatdownâ role you can take other than being a cop yourself, right? media, medics, lawyers, all fair game.
Turns out that cops are just dudes who really like beating the shit out of defenceless people. Thereâs really no other qualification.
For those who hate lawyers I do want to point out that legal observers are sent by the National Lawyerâs Guild, which is the primary organization providing pro-bono legal defense to protesters and black community leaders who have been jailed to try to derail the movement. So, these are not the lawyers you hate.
Just to reiterate: the entire point of NLG legal observers is to deter unlawful or improper behavior on the part of the police / law enforcement personnelâand to document such behavior, if they arenât successful in deterring it. In the U.S., they have to be trained and certified. Their job is to help you protest to the full extent of your constitutional rights and with minimal interaction with the criminal justice system. I cannot stress the extent to which they are on your side.
The National Lawyerâs Guildâs motto is âhuman rights over property interestsâ and was created as a direct fuck you to conservative and exclusionary bar associations. Their dues are way cheaper than other bar associations and you can join even as a jailhouse lawyer (a prisoner who teaches themselves the law to advocate for others).Â
And just because this is literally my job: your negative perception of lawyers is literally propaganda. The portrayal of defense attorneys as evil for defending criminals, the idea that suing people is something only rich or very greedy people do, the complete erasure of legal aid as a thing that exists, are all designed to make you afraid to advocate for your legal rights.
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my biology professor has such a chaotic energy about him, last week i went to his office hours and somehow we ended up on the topic of gay marriage:
he said that when he lived in texas they changed the law to define marriage as âbetween a man and a woman in a house of religious worship with the intention to have childrenâ so he filed his taxes as single and when they called him up like âyou filed married last yearâ he was like âyou changed the law, i was married by a judge in a courthouse and i have no intention of having kidsâ and they told him âyou know who that law was forâ and i guess he hung up on them and did not, in fact, pay taxes as a married man that year
Chaotic good
NO! This is Lawful Good! He is following the LAW! Chaotic doesn't just mean cheeky!
this is like how Sweden stopped classifying homosexuality as an illness because people started a campaign of calling in gay to work
malicious compliance is one of the best tools in the arsenal of civil rights activism
i have a fantasy of turning a CEO into a cute submissive little catboy while i take over his company
Grimes and Elon Musk
why would you do this to my post? to me?
If you scroll pass this you donât got ten dollars
Need my $10
Guys i literally just got tipped $10 at work
Man I remember when I was a kid and my mom would take me to the library and I'd come out with a stack of books like a foot+ tall - sometimes the librarians had to override the computer which told us we were checking out Too Much. And I'd get home and I'd plow through like three four five six chapter books in an afternoon and then I'd emerge for dinner only to go back for one more book, which I was still up reading two hours past bedtime and like damn those were the days huh.
Goddamn throwback to when I had an attention span
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how does wine DO what it DOES. I feel sexy. I feel relaxed. I wanna take off my pants and kiss.
its the Grape
It's Dionysus
*thinks about very small frogs* *angrily wipes away tears*
people in period clothing doing modern things is my aesthetic
i canât believe you forgot the most important one
thank you! I couldnât find that one in google!
I would like to add Alexander Hamilton himself to this collection.
and of course, alexandra dowling using a tablet computer on the set of BBC musketeersÂ
You forgot my favourites.
These are all canon.
this is my favourite post
On the Gandalf note, this is also amazing:Â
May I add this one out of sheer delight?
It cracks me up every time. I love this!
Theyâre updating their relationship status to âsworn brothersâ
With rat problems up 67%, Chicago is trying an old fashioned, low tech, solution to solve the problem -- $600 cats.
oh my god
this is why cats domesticated themselves in the first place. finally. some cats doing what they wanted all along. so wholesome
LIKE if you would have a beer with Gozer.
REBLOG if you would hunt rats with him.
IGNORE and your heart will be destroyed.
CHOOSE THE FORM OF THE DESTRUCTOR
Reblogged, obviously.
Iâm one of the two brewers at Empirical Brewery, and I love these little bastards!Â
Sadly, Gozer passed away last year due to feline leukemia. However, the other three - Venkman, Egon and Raymond - are all still around and active!
Venkman is the âleaderâ of the group, and by far the most curious - he explores and investigates everyone and everything that comes through the brewery. He also has a great sense of when somebodyâs taking a picture of him and poses accordingly. Heâs not interested in having humans pet him and will run away from you.
Raymond, however, seems to have been feral for all of thirty seconds before Treehouse picked him up: He will meow for attention, and either rub up against your hand to demand pets, or flop down on the ground so you can scratch his belly. He and Venkman are close pals.
Egon is the most skittish of the bunch, and barely likes you to even look at him. Heâll investigate new things, but spends most of his time hiding and sleeping. He has a special hiding spot on top of a pipe, and he somehow has the uncanny ability to sleep with all four paws dangling completely off of it without ever falling of.
This is how they spend most of their day. If you ever find a stray cat hair on one of your six-packs, itâs probably Raymondâs. The guy sheds like mad.
Venkmanâs curiosity occasionally gets the better of him. This is what happened when a new pump came into the brewery. He managed to escape handily enough, though.
Like I said, Venkman likes to pose.
Buddies. <3
Come by Empirical Brewery sometime, and maybe youâll get to see them!
RIP Gozer, destroyer of hearts
CATS WITH JOBSSSSSS!!!
What a great thing to wake up to.Â
Finding cats that are far more motivated than I am.Â
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â2020 isnât over yet...â
Oh dear god
#goddammit bruce do not play chicken with the universe
Like 99% of people should have a fucking union.Â
The only people who shouldnât have unions are bosses, landlords, and cops.
