sorry for the memes.

WHO ELSE IS GONNA BE A SLUT WHEN QUARANTINE ENDS

When you can still smell his colon from last night on your pillow.

is this a reaction or an example

Yes

I MADE THIS ORIGINAL POST WHEN I WAS 15 AND IM 21 AND I JUST FOUND IT AGAIN AND IT's GROWN SO BIG I AM SO PROUD

I refuse to believe that isn’t charlie day

The gang infiltrates the nba.

*homosexual laughter*

*bisexual considerate muttering* 

*genderqueer requesting clarification as to what is meant by ‘opposite sex’*

*Bill Clinton requesting clarification as to what is meant by ‘sex’“

i’m in the astral plane right now. ama

can you check if florida is real for me

looks like florida is just a large concentration of dark energy. powerful enough to manifest into a physical form 

I can’t believe that the two greatest party songs of all time (I Gotta Feeling and Party Rock Anthem) came out within two years of each other and mankind will never create a better party song

Some people have been defending various other party songs in the notes, and while I respect all of your opinions, the only song that can qualify as a POTENTIAL exception is Tik Tok by Ke$ha

What about Allstar, great for every occasion

All Star is, in my opinion, the Greatest Song of All Time™ and while it great for every occasion, the three above are the best suited for parties. Like rich chocolate is good for every dessert, but milk goes better with Oreos than more chocolate, ya know?

I was not ready for such an educated response but completely agree

I come prepared for this discourse

have you ever met someone who’s smile looks like it could make flowers grow

no offense but i hate myself and hope i die in my sleep