all things will bloom again

get in loser we’re gonna try again despite it all

MY FINGERS BARELY EVEN TOUCHED YOUR STUPID FUCKING AD STOP REDIRECTING ME TO THE APP STORE

going on a girls trip! (me and my earphones to the supermarket)

Oh, sure. You slither down ONE wall like a lizard, and suddenly your new friend (the same friend you JUST invited to stay in your house for a MONTH!) starts calling you "a creature in the semblance of a man." Smh.

not my circus not my monkeys but thanks to my mutuals i know some of the lore

Literally always take headphones with you. If you decide that you probably won't need them today, that's the devil talking. You will. You will

saying "question mark?" and "however comma," out loud are game changers. punctuation on the go. and it's always the funniest thing that anyone around you has ever heard

hate when I type :) and this 🙂 fucker appears. Go away you evil soul

he died of a fully healed heart. there was nowhere for his hurt to go.

i say yay outloud too like this isn't just my internet persona this is real me

Oh!! A letter from my dear friend Jonathan! Haven't heard from him in, oh, a year or so! How nice, I hope he'll have a great trip!

My dear friend Johnathan Harker has begun his lovely food blog as he travels through the countryside of Transylvania. Hope his journey is smooth and his business concludes swiftly!