all things will bloom again

Imagine being Lamine Yamal and you’re 19 years old you’ve only been on this earth for like 228 months total you just wrapped up puberty like 2 maybe 3 years ago you watched Haalingham yaoi get shot on live tv so you lowkey gotta defend gay rights by murdering Lionel Messi most famous soccer player in the world FIFA’s little 39 year old baby boy and the man who coincidentally baptized you and thus began the prophecy of his own defeat by your hands or the whole world will burn

i would like to officially thank sesame for its seeds, its oil, and of course its street

men need to STOP starting podcasts and START forming barbershop quartets. NOW.

big fan of telling people "have fun" when they say theyre going to the restroom

love pickles. a little pickle never killed nobody. Unless you’re in one. Then shit ain’t funny.

Scrolled came back read it again and cried laughing

Thank you for giving me another chance

clarity of thought is overrated. do it all muddy if you have to. look how the mud outside shapes the earth

I have so much respect for the wee girls who do cartwheels for no reason regardless of context. like it's just their default idle animation. nothing else is happening might as well be upside down for a moment. iconic tbh

i bet the pain will end if i arrange a perfect enough sentence about it

theres some stuff im rather abnormal about

*screams into a bottle & releases it to sea*

*finds a bottle on the beach* *opens it* *bottle starts screaming* what the fuck