the lesbian apocalypse

anyone remember hozier? that wild son of a gun loved church

y'all wanna see a photo of my shrimp I'm pretty sure I just caught speaking directly to god

why tf do y’all keep tagging this “shrimp heaven now”

It’s weird how everyone hating you when you’re nine years old still affects your self esteem when you’re 26 like yeah nobody came to my birthday party but that was like 17 years ago why is it stopping me from going to a gay bar

The human brain needs the ability to be recalibrated faster. Yeah we’ve been doing this healing process for like six or seven years now make it snappy hurry it up

(american) normies’ opinions on nudity are so funny like wdym you think other human bodies are an innately traumatic thing to witness that we need to protect the innocent from. everyone has one everyones seen one unless u dont own mirrors and never shower I guess. ppl get so weird about it I really do not understand

everyone also needs to shut up about kids in this. I work with kids and they need to be reminded regularly that peeing is not a spectator sport. kids don't give a fuck about bodies until we give them the societal shame the rest of us carry around.

when they got "character who made an undeniably terrible decision but man i dont know what i would have done either" at the function

i can not believe we are 6 months in to 2024.its not even a joke anymore. life is but a blip. someone put me down like a dog

in a perfect world we could all do this

The drake Kendrick beef trending on tumblr is like finding out an isolated village in the middle of Siberia with no internet or television access knows who Michael Jackson is