I love going to Olive Garden to get bred

getting absolutely rawed at the olive garden

why does anyone in Gotham even bother doing crime like you KNOW the second you leave the bank with the money you just stole Bruce Wayne is gonna be chilling on a bench on the other side of the street in his bat fursuit like “hey bitch u better not be breaking the law”

because batman never bothered attacking the roots of social problems

you know what… you’re right call him out!!

Wayne Enterprises has a jobs program for those who are fresh out of prison. He routinely takes major villains with mental health issues to an asylum where professionals are there to help. Or do you just read the fight scenes?

I actually never thought about this. And I realized that unlike other heroes who just want to see their antagonist gone and really don’t care about nothing but killing them and stopping them, Batman wants to try and help them out. When people would normally push for a serial killer to be sentenced to death, a person could want that killer to be in rehabilitation. This makes me like Batman a lot more.

Dirty talk but you both use your customer service voice

Thanks I hate it

Customer service but you use your dirty talk voice

Jesus

I bet those two are couple now..

I’m gay

me too

This is such a great story

LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHIN’

is that fuckin john dimaggio

It’s like seeing Scott Steiner in space

Kevin Eleven

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the typo i made on this post is funnier than the original joke