Real life adult

Here's the cat burglar. She wears comfy clothes and has zero social skills. She has sex appeal but only if you're into a very specific type of woman, and crucially she has zero idea she has it. She probably doesn't know what an innuendo is.

Here's the hacker. He's a Black nerd, and also the most moral character of the bunch. He's a nerd but also not socially awkward; in fact, he's the second best at grifting, right after the person who's been doing it for decades.

Here's the muscle. In his heart of hearts, he is a chef. He is tough and manly but he uses that to look out for the working class and children and everyone else the system leaves behind. He's feared by politicians and he reminds his friend to tip the delivery person.

Here's the femme fatale. She's over forty years old, and she's the one seducing the mark. She's the heart of the team. Her calling is to be a director. She loves attending her own funeral.

Here's the mastermind. He's the only one who doesn't start out as a career criminal. He manipulates his own crew, kills two people after promising them he won't, and takes deals behind their back. He was in seminary school.

And then all the other Sesame Street character accounts joined in:

And now I’m thinking maybe we’re gonna be okay… 💗

"So, boss... I may have messed up."

"What did you do, Ray?"

"Well, I made a post for Elmo saying 'Hi, how's everybody doing?'"

"I mean, that's kind of what we pay you for."

"Yeah, but.... <sigh> it turns out pretty much everyone is hanging on by a thread, badly enough that they needed to tell Elmo."

"Oh."

"God help me, boss, I think Elmo needs to be there for them."

Elmo shall drag us from the fire

A rare win for Boston Police

My bestie was all "I CAN'T WATCH MORE THAN ONE TV EP AT A TIME IDYLL!"

and so I, who will binge a 12 episode show in 9.5 hours straight, watched Heated Rivalry ONE EPISODE PER DAY for her

ON MY BIRTHDAY WEEK NO LESS

and what did that bissh do tonight?!?!?!?! She rewatched ALL SIX EPISODES IN ONE FUCKING NIGHT

YES

YES IT WAS

also, an ACT OF TERRORISM

then she had the GALL to snootily comment on on how I didn't rewatch it with her

"Bish, you were on ep4 when I came into the living room!!!"