Cunty Spider Vampire

If you're hypermobile, be especially gentle.

i need to get off tumblr i’m at the aquarium admiring the fish and my brain goes “posts that make you want to get in the water” what are you talking about. these are live fish in the room with you. what post.

There's also this resource on historical fashion: Claire’s Historical Fashion Reference & Resources

another addition as far as physical media goes there is the encyclopedia of national dress (that i still need to buy myself bc this kind of thing is super important to my sort of fantasy designing) but yes i do agree i wish there was EVEN MORE documentation on this

Reblogging to spread awareness

the goldmine folks

*lying at a job interview voice* yeah i can sing all of the lyrics of American Pie by Don McLean. WITHOUT slipping into the weird al version. easy

did you write the book of love and do you have faith in God above? If the Bible tells you soooo and did you see him hitting on the queen though he's just - FUCK

I just enjoy cola generally why do people want me to choose a brand

you already did choose a brand, calling it cola 🙄

And which brand is that? RC cola? Shasta cola? Jones cola? Red rock cola?

We both know cola is Coca-Cola. Stop being facetious

Your view of cola is extremely narrow and I do not agree with it or accept it

so sad forever twitter killed bot api thing because fiskbot has been like crucial to my grammar vocabulary essence development