TAKE ME TO THE EDGE OF HEAVEN

testing out my new set of lockpicks in the petco spider aisle

born to be a mediocre gamer forced to participate in society

i think "guy who thinks another guy is his sworn enemy but the other guy is just normal about it" is one of the better and funnier tropes ever

Can you say one of your younger friends or family who is rude, rascal and violent is cute because of their appearence even if they were adult!?

okay imagine a boy with a lot of tattoos. like somany of them. all over the place. on his hands and arms and legs and chest and neck. and hes soooooo happy about it. okay? good. now imagine that boy had to live in a tattooless body for so so so long (19 years and counting). isn't that sad? that boy is me. give me 800 dollars