On the Road to El Dorado

did a bit of driving through the state of georgia today and wound up driving through a small town that i later discovered was called newborn, which is an odd name but doesn’t technically have anything wrong with it, except for the fact that i nearly gave myself whiplash doing a double-take at a building sign advertising NEWBORN TAXIDERMY

secretary birds look pretty normal but for some reason people have collectively decided to photograph them like they're [takes a moment to find an acceptable way to say this] women

see now I've got all these people on my notes going "ummm well humans are omnivores, eating meat is okay for us because it's Biologically Natural" and the thing is that I also think that's a bit shit. surely we're not actually going to base our morals on what's "natural." it's also natural for a great deal of people to die as children or in childbirth. cancer is natural. it's "unnatural" to change your body with surgery or hormones or piercings or tattoos or the like. let's not be silly.

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Cells at work: Code Black

a thing about me is i basically never notice a wig or other kind of hairpiece in tv/movies. it has to be party city territory for me to even twig it. people will complain about characters' wigs looking bad and i will nod along but there is like a 90% chance i did not notice for a second while watching. i consider this mostly a blessing.

your nasty disgusting #yourdisgusting

The goalies cradle the ball because they believe it to be an egg and are trying to keep the other players from breaking it. Unfortunately they have also been led to believe that the egg's True Mother is one of the players and feels obligated to return the egg. Needless to say the winning team will get to hatch the Great Serpent.

self discipline is so hard like. i know the sucker who's in charge...a pushover who hates authority and loves hedonism

recently saw the username "orthodox ronin 1389" and have been having fun imagining what this character would get up to

Defeating cave demons so the anchorites have a place to stay

it's important to note that 1389 is the date of the battle of kosovo so i imagine he also has a mishima-esque relationship to serbian nationalism. joins the student protests to kill himself.

This could be big

having free control over our endrocrine systems and the ability to change our genitals is currently inextricably tied to trans rights, and for good reason, but frankly i don't think it even needs to be. it should just be a matter of bodily autonomy, and that should be universal. if a cis dude wants tits and a pussy i think that would be fine. if cis women want a dick or nothing at all that should be allowed i think. people shouldn't need to be transgender to be allowed to change their bodies. free the nipple, enlarge the nipple, remove the nipple. whatever the fuck you want. i dont know if there's a term for this belief but i hold it very strongly. everybody biohack yourselves NOW